$6.66: The Number of the BEAS

Dana Cimilluca notes

that Oracle is offering $6.66 billion exactly for BEA Systems, whose ticker

symbol is BEAS. He asks whether this is a coincidence. The answer is that no,

it isn’t. It’s another instance of tech CEOs being cute, a bit like Google’s

IPO being for $e billion, and then its secondary

offering being for 14,159,265 shares. Whether you find this kind of behavior

appealing or appalling is likely a good indication of your attitude to tech

stocks more generally.

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Where are the CROs’ Pink Slips?

Rick Bookstaber makes

a good point today. Across Wall Street, heads of fixed income have been

losing their jobs in the wake of trading losses. Now these men had a job: to

take on risk in the fixed-income markets. When those markets went screwy in

July and August, risk became loss. But if you tell someone to take on risk,

then it’s a bit mean to hold that person responsible for doing just that. On

the other hand, what has happened to the people who were meant to be overseeing

that risk – the chief risk officers?

In the CRO job 99% of the days there is nothing going wrong. The only test

you get of how well you are doing – short of pouring out risk reports

and looking ponderous and prudent in meetings – is what happens to the

firm during times of market crisis. Every few years something calamitous happens

in the market; if the firm gets blown away, that suggests you did not do a

very good job.

But how much power do most banks’ CROs actually have? I suspect that most of

them spend a lot of time measuring risk, but find it much harder, in practice,

to actually mitigate risk, especially when the CEO is determined to "keep

dancing".

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Boeing’s Fastener Slowdown

Boeing doesn’t seem to be going into much detail about the "parts

shortages" which have delayed the rollout of its new 787 Dreamliner

by six months. But Jeff Matthews talked

to a Boeing supplier a couple of weeks ago, who said that the 787 presented

to the world on July 8 was put together, in places, with “fasteners from

Wal-Mart.”

I don’t think the supplier was talking metaphorically: as long ago as May 24

I was wondering

whether a fastener shortage might hit

the 787’s production schedule. These little things can make a huge difference,

even if they’re, um, expected. Matthews picks up a fanatastic quote

from a Boeing executive which is positively Rumsfeldian:

As we’ve experienced in the last couple of months, we are not experiencing

things we didn’t think we would experience. We’re just experiencing

slower resolution of what we thought we would find.

Translation: We knew there were fastener shortages. We just didn’t get realistic

about how long they were likely to last.

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No Value Added in Citi Shake-Up

I’m not a fan of this Citigroup

shake-up. The ousted Thomas Maheras might have sat uncomfortably in his

co-head role at the investment bank with Michael Klein (co-heads nearly always

sit uncomfortably), but he was – is – a very good banker and a real

money-maker for Citi. Meanwhile, Vikram Pandit – who isn’t overrated just

because no one really rates him – gets a grand new job overseeing, as

far as I can tell, two people: Klein, at the investment bank, and John Havens,

who will run alternative investments. It’s not clear what value he adds by peering

over these executives’ shoulders and second-guessing their decisions.

Meanwhile, Chuck Prince is sounding more and more like Joe Torre every day:

“My job is to try to assess the situation and constantly reassess the

best people we have got,” he told The times. “We have gone through

a review of people in this business, and this is my view of the best lineup.

My job is to put the best players on the field.”

The problem, of course, is that in elevating Pandit, Torre has lost

Maheras:

Citigroup executives, nonetheless, did not want him to leave. But Mr. Maheras

did not want to report to Mr. Pandit, according to people briefed on the changes.

This is not a good trade, although it’s good that the squabbling between Maheras

and Klein has now come to an end. What’s for sure is that there’s still no viable

candidate to replace Prince as CEO: if Pandit got the job, the stock would tank.

Bob Rubin reckons that Prince will stay on for years yet; that’s probably true,

if only for lack of a successor.

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The Wisdom of Crowds

There are pundits, and then there are prediction markets. And as a general

rule, any prediction market is going to be smarter than any pundit – even

especially when the pundit is a blogger with no real money on the line. This

is me on Wednesday:

You can also short Gore at 48 (48!) to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

No one is ever that much of a lock-in to win this highly unpredictable

award in any given year.

Ahem.

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There’s No Such Thing as Foreclosure Lite

Mark Gimein reckons that a foreclosure on a subprime mortgage isn’t as bad

as a foreclosure on a more traditional mortgage, because he’s been reading about

subprime borrowers going into foreclosure, and "almost without exception

the borrowers the stories cite put zero down on their homes". He

continues:

Losing your home sucks no matter what, but it sucks a lot less if you didn’t

need to put any cash down to buy it.

If you put down nothing on a house, that doesn’t mean you’re willing to lose

it. But it’s just not the same as losing both your house and your life’s savings

with it. Lose a house on which you’ve put zero down and you’re back where

you’ve started. It’s "foreclosure lite."

I know some people will say, "But your credit record is ruined."

And indeed, for some years it is. But these days having a bad credit record

means you’re just in pretty much the same boat as people with good credit

records were two decades ago: instead of being able to get a house with 5

percent down or zero percent, you need to actually have a down payment of

20 percent.

Let me explain to Mark why he’s wrong, and why it does not "suck a lot

less" to lose a house on which you’ve put no money down.

  1. Yes, you do lose your life savings along with the house. Most subprime

    mortgages are refis, which means that very few of them are non-recourse: just

    because you lose your house doesn’t mean that you don’t still owe money to

    the lender. When you go into foreclosure and/or bankruptcy, you will

    lose all your savings as the lender tries to recover as much of the value

    of the loan as possible. Remember that it’s the homeowner, the individual,

    who owes the bank money: a mortgage is a personal debt.

  2. In any event, it’s dangerous to generalize from anecdotes. You might have

    heard of subprime foreclosures where the buyers put no money down; I can assure

    you that there are many others where life savings did get put into down payments.

  3. And no, you’re not back where you started after a foreclosure, even if you

    did put no money down. When people buy a house, they generally spend a large

    amount of money on lawyers’ fees, brokers’ fees, surveyors’ fees, furnishings,

    movers, interior decorators, architects, contractors, appliances, and dozens

    of other "one-off" expenses. That’s very real money down the drain

    if you lose the house entirely.

  4. Yes, if you have ruined credit, it might still be possible to buy a house

    with 20% down. But you’ve lost your life savings, remember? Where are you

    going to find that down payment? And, more to the point, where are you going

    to live in the interim? Few landlords are going to want to rent to you with

    that credit rating. It’s not uncommon for people thrown out of their houses

    to find themselves unable even to sleep in their cars, since the car, too,

    has been reposessed.

Mark is living in a fantasy world if he thinks that many people are going through

some kind of "foreclosure lite". It’s possible that some real-estate

speculators might find themselves in that position, if they never moved in to

the house they bought. But for real people with one home, foreclosure is a terrible

thing, and it’s just as terrible no matter what kind of mortgage they have.

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Argentina to Settle with the Paris Club

It’s taken almost almost seven years since Argentina defaulted on its debt

at the beginning of 2001, but finally the country looks as though it’s going

to agree

terms with the Paris Club of bilateral creditors. Argentina owes the Paris

Club a relatively small $6 billion, but paying off or restructuring that debt

is crucial, because so long as Argentina is in arrears to the Paris Club, club

members such as Spain won’t allow their export credit agencies to guarantee

any business dealings with companies in Argentina. This, then, is good news

for Argentina, which should see a significant uptick in international investment.

It’s probably not good news for Argentina’s

private-sector creditors, however. Argentina still owes $20 billion or so

to bondholders who didn’t accept its restructuring terms back in 2005, and a

Paris Club settlement now would mean one less reason for Argentina to care about

them.

And it’s also not particularly good news for the doctrine of "comparability

of treatment," which says that if the Paris Club offeres generous restructuring

terms to a country, then that country has to demand the same generous terms

from its private-sector creditors. The corollary is not true: if a country’s

private-sector creditors end up giving very generous restructuring terms, as

happened in Argentina, the Paris Club feels no obligation whatsoever to follow

suit. That would be something called "reverse comparability", which

has never been accepted by anybody in the official sector.

In this particular situation, however, the difference in treatment between

public-sector and private-sector creditors is truly extreme. Big official-sector

creditors such as the World Bank and the IMF were paid off in full by Argentina.

Smaller bilateral creditors are now going to get a good deal at the Paris Club.

Most bondholders, by contrast, gave up 70% of their claims on the country, and

a minority of "holdout" bondholders held on to their paper and have

so far received nothing at all.

The holdouts have been reduced to stunts such as paying freelance protestors

to dress up in blue gowns and demonstrate

outside the Waldorf hotel in New York. Which is an interesting way for multibillion-dollar

hedge funds to try to make money on their investments, but I don’t think it’s

going to prove particularly successful. Clearly Argentina’s fellow sovereign

nations still have more power over recalcitrant debtors than any hedge fund.

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Stocks: The Hunt for Causality

It’s another day

of volatility in the Dow, with an intraday movement of 200 points from high

to low in the space of about 90 minutes. Barry Ritholtz is hunting

for causality: is it something to do with the oil price? Chinese tech stocks?

The ECB? Perhaps it’s something to do with that perennial favorite, Turkish-Armenian

relations?

Of course in reality there is no such simple causality. The markets move, there

doesn’t need to be a reason, and in fact it’s far from obvious why

anybody even thinks that there should be a reason. Tomorrow, stocks

will go up, or they will go down, and the hunt for causality will begin anew.

When will we learn that it’s fruitless?

Update: We

have a winner! Anthony Conroy, head trader at BNY Brokerage, says that it

is…. wait for it… profit taking. Very helpful. Thank you, Mr Conroy.

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Bad, Yes. Crisis, No.

Charlie Calomiris is a hawk and a bear – a combination which means that

his latest paper makes for very interesting reading. It’s entitled "Not

(Yet) a Minsky Moment" and the big-picture takeaway is that things

are bad, but they’re not really

bad.

Essentially, Calomiris says that a lot of the international financial architecture

got ahead of itself, particularly with regard to securitization. The credit-rating

agencies gave too-high ratings to too much asset-backed debt, much of it subprime-related,

and when subprime default rates started to spike, the result was a deserved

"collapse of confidence in the architecture of securitization [which] led

to a sudden need to reallocate and reduce risk in the financial system".

That said, however, the collapse of confidence could hardly have happened at

a better time. Banks are liquid and well capitalized, corporate leverage is

low, and house prices, contra Robert Shiller, are actually not plunging

nearly as much as anecdotal evidence might suggest. We’re now going through

a deleveraging and a reintermediation of the banking sector which might be painful,

and will certainly cause a slowdown in the US economy, but there aren’t major

systemic risks, and a fully-blown "Minsky crisis", where asset prices

go into a vicious freefall, is still remote.

Calomiris’s diagnosis feels reasonably correct to me. Interest rates and unemployment

are both low, and the people who lost a lot of money over the summer were generally

speculators and financial professionals who could afford it. If you were playing

around in the structured-credit markets, the chances are you got burned badly.

If you were just a retail investor with your money in a stock-market index fund,

you’re happy as a clam: the S&P 500 has already recovered and is hitting

new all-time highs.

So the banks will have to take substantial losses, the economy will slow down

and possibly even move into recession, but crisis will be averted even without

the helpful strength of the rest of the global economy. And a chastening lesson

will have been learned, just in time for the gnomes of Basel II to make sure

that the new regime’s biggest weaknesses, including a reliance on rating-agency

letter ratings, can be redrafted and overcome.

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Philanthropy Without Money

Philanthropy is the act of making the world a better place. That can be done

directly (by giving anti-malarial bed nets to poor Africans, for instance) or

it can be done indirectly (by giving money to people who will use that money

to give anti-malarial bed nets to poor Africans, for instance). Craigslist is

a company which directly makes the world a better place: it’s an open forum

for people to freely exchange goods, services, and information. (I even bought

my Manhattan apartment on Craigslist, which charged me nothing for the service

– a much better deal than any real-estate broker.)

And so to a Q&A

with the top two executives of Craigslist, founder Craig Newmark and CEO

Jim Buckmaster:

Q: I know you guys don’t want to sell out to make

a fast buck, and I appreciate that independent spirit. But you could be making

more money by charging minimally for posting in certain categories. Wouldn’t

it be worth it to obtain that money, and donate it to non-profits, charities,

or other worthy causes?

JIM: The traditional philanthropic model is to make as much

money as possible and then give a percentage back to the community. We do

donate more than 1 percent of our revenues to charitable causes, but we feel

it is much more important to serve the community directly as our primary business.

CRAIG: It’s more effective to let people keep the cash.

We also see that groups like the Gates Foundation have lots of money to donate,

but it’s very hard to do so in a sustainable way. No one has really

figured it out yet.

I love this model of philanthropy. People in a capitalist society naturally

gravitate to inputs (money) rather than outputs when they judge philanthropies.

But Craigslist has surely done better at making the world a better place than

philanthropies drowning in cash. It’s not easy to convert money to good; if

you can create good without money, that’s a great idea.

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VaR Question of the Day

What is the point of Value-at-Risk?

Yesterday, in a mildly

confused post, I said that if a bank loses more than its VaR six days in

one quarter, that’s "a sign of utter cluelessness". In fact, it’s

not quite as bad as all that, since I assumed erroneously that Morgan Stanley

was using 99% VaR when in fact it was using 95% VaR. But it’s still pretty bad.

At 95%, one expects to exceed VaR three times a quarter – but wouldn’t

that be three days on both the upside and the downside? Morgan Stanley,

it seems, exceeded its VaR, on that basis, not six times but 29 times

in the past quarter.

I do understand it’s not quite as simple as that. You’re not going to stop

out of a position which is soaring in value, so you should have more big up

days than big down days. But even so, the number of big up days does give some

indication of the magnitude and volatility of your trading returns, which should

in turn be reflected in your VaR.

But the bigger question is what the VaR is there to tell us in the first place.

Helen Thomas today quotes one John

Kemp:

Kemp added that standard VaR calculations tend to understate the likelihood

of large gains or losses and say nothing about the size of these gaiins or

losses in the tails of the distribution. Plus diversification effects firm-wide

become less significant in a crisis, where correlations tend to one – as the

summer so aptly demonstrated.

He estimates that given these effects, assuming that extreme day profits and

losses are a multiple of 99 per cent VaR, that the risk on Goldman’s

books could be more than $500m. Which helps to explain how Morgan Stanley

arrived at a $390m one-day loss in what was an exceptional quarter.

In other words, Morgan Stanley’s VaR model isn’t necessarily broken, even if

it manages to lose $390 million in one day with a VaR of $85 million. But in

that case, one clearly can’t use Value-at-Risk as a measure of the amount of,

um, value that’s at risk. Is it just there to make regulators happy?

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Inequality Datapoint of the Day

From Shanghai-based data group The Hurun Rich List, via Marketwatch:

There are currently 106 mainland billionaires, up from 15 last year… The

report added that China’s 800 richest individuals have net wealth of $459.3

billion, equivalent to 16% of China’s gross domestic product last year.

Wealth-to-GDP is a silly ratio, but one which refuses to go away: how often

do we hear that "Bill Gates’s wealth is greater than the GDP of [insert

random country here]". A much more interesting ratio would be the net wealth

of those 800 individuals as a percentage of the net wealth of China’s population

as a whole. More interesting still would be to look at China’s Gini coefficient

over the past few years, but the last National

Human Development Report for China seems to have been published in 2005.

(HT: Kedrosky,

who describes the report as "highly dubious"; I’m inclined to agree.)

Update: Forbes lists 40

Chinese billionaires. (Via Rodrik)

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Madonna Math

I understand the thinking behind Live

Nation poaching Madonna. Big concert acts like her receive 90% of gross

revenues, which means that concert-promotion companies like Live Nation have

difficulty making any money:

In 2005 and 2006, Live Nation lost $130 million and $31 million, respectively.

In the quarter ended June 2007, it made a $9.9 million profit on $1 billion

in revenue.

Clearly Live Nation is hoping that synergies between touring, ticketing, recording,

and merchandising will help it boost its razor-thin profit margins – and

it’s big enough to be able to take a $120 million gamble on Madonna, even if

she will be 60 years old by the time the contract ends.

What I don’t understand is the economics of the recording business. The WSJ’s

Ethan Smith reports that the deal includes an advance of between $50 million

and $60 million against three studio albums, and continues:

People in the music industry estimate that at current recorded-music prices,

the promoter would have to sell about 15 million copies of each of its three

albums to make back its investment on that piece of the deal alone. But an

artist manager not involved in the deal said that with prices for CDs and

downloads alike falling, that number could increase.

Madonna hasn’t sold 15 million copies of anything in a very, very long time:

the handy chart accompanying the article shows all her albums since 1991 selling

somewhere between 700,000 and 3.8 million units (1998’s Ray of Light).

But how much money does a record label make on a per-album-sold basis? It’s

certainly decreasing:

When EMI’s subsidiary Virgin put out the Spice Girls debut album in 1996,

it sold for around £13 in Britain, from which the company cleared more

than £5 in profit. New CDs now seldom cost more than £9, from

which the label can expect to make £2, if it is lucky.

Let’s say that Madonna’s next three albums will sell for an average of $10

apiece, of which the label will receive $2. Then to make back $60 million, Madonna

will have to sell 30 million albums overall, which isn’t quite 15 million per

album, but is certainly much more than she’s been selling over the past few

years.

But here’s the thing: the $60 million is an advance against Madonna’s own

royalties on the albums. Let’s say that Madonna herself gets $3 for each

album sold. Live Nation would then keep $5, not $2, from every album sale until

20 million albums had been sold. At that rate, it makes its $60 million back

not after 30 million albums but rather after only 12 million albums. And the

more generous that Live Nation is being with Madonna’s royalties, the lower

that number becomes.

In order for the WSJ’s number to be true, Madonna and Live Nation between them

would have to end up making just $1.33 per album sold. I understand that profits

are being squeezed in the music business, but that number does seem ridiculously

low: you could follow Radiohead’s lead and just give the albums away on the

web and make more money than that.

Update: I missed that the WSJ chart was only for

US units sold, not global units sold. That makes an enormous difference: her

2005 album "Confessions on a Dance Floor", for instance sold only

1.6 million units domestically, but moved 11 million units globally.

Still, the mathematics remains, and I remain suspicious of the WSJ’s claim that

Live Nation will need to sell 45 million albums before making back its investment.

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Skype: Overvalued or Not?

The second-most-emailed Technology story on nytimes.com is "Co-Founder

of Skype Defends Its Value" a story published on October 10 but which

carries an October 9 dateline. Now back on October 9, the NYT didn’t have this

story, but Reuters did. Except Reuters had the exact opposite spin on what Niklas

Zennstrom said: they went with the headline "EBay

overpaid for firm: Skype co-founder".

The blogosphere had lots of fun with the Reuters story, especially the wonderful

quote from Zennstrom saying that Skype "overshot in terms of monetization"

– an instant classic of circumlocutory corporatespeak which resulted in

a well-deserved

tweaking from the WSJ’s Dennis Berman.

But the "overshot in terms of monetization" quote is nowhere to be

seen in the NYT story; nor is it in the reporting from Red Herring’s Neal

Sandler.

It’s at times like this that I wish reporters behaved much more like bloggers.

We could have Sandler, and the NYT’s Victoria Shannon, and Reuters’s John Bowker

openly discussing exactly what Zennstrom did or didn’t say, and whether or not

he thinks eBay overpaid for his company. But because they all purport to give

us the objective last word on the story, anybody following the goings-on reasonably

closely is just going to be confused.

And people who don’t follow it closely will fall into two very different camps.

There’s the MSM-followers, who will read the NYT story and think Zennstrom is

defending Skype’s valuation, and there’s the blog-readers, who will read the

Reuters story and think Zennstrom is admitting that eBay overpaid.

For me, I just hope that the Reuters quote is for real. I mean, you really

can’t make that kind of thing up.

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InTrade Plays of the Day

Tyler Cowen recommends shorting

Thompson:

Friday I heard Fred Thompson talk for three minutes, he was so terrible I

had to leave the room….

Most of all he has rotten diction (odd for a former actor), plus he had no

idea what the market-oriented crowd wanted to hear. Sell short.

Thompson’s still trading at a respectable 20.1 to get the Republican nomination,

so you can make some decent money with a short.

Also worth a short from the Republican side: Ron Paul, who’s traded up to 6.0,

near his all-time high. Yes, he does have a fervent following. But ain’t no

way he’s getting the nomination.

Similarly, on the Democratic side, Al Gore is trading at 12.1. I suspect he’d

be trading lower than that if he actually declared, so there’s little downside

risk to shorting him.

You can also short Gore at 48 (48!) to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

No one is ever that much of a lock-in to win this highly unpredictable

award in any given year.

On the other hand, Obama is a screaming buy at 13.4. I’m not saying he’s going

to get the nomination, but he does have a greater than 13.4% chance of getting

it. Buy here, and sell when he does well in one of the early caucuses, for an

easy locked-in profit.

Unfortunately, the trading in the Nobel Economics prize seems to be completely

illiquid, so no trading recommendations there, although if you can short anybody

above 20, do so.

Finally, the 2008 US recession contract is trading at 49, and might be worth

a short. Even notorious bear Alan Greenspan doesn’t

think it that likely.

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Short Sharp Strike

What is it with these super-short UAW strikes? The one at GM lasted only two

days, while the one at Chrysler lasted

about six hours. Is it a way for the UAW negotiators to concede gracefully

while appearing tough to their membership? Is it a gentle reminder from the

union to the management that they’d better stay friendly? Is it all some kind

of elaborate kabuki incomprehensible to outsiders? In any case, if Stephen Feinberg

of Cerberus bought Chrysler expecting little trouble from the union, he might

not have been far off the mark.

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VaR Datapoint of the Day

Morgan Stanley has some of the most sophisticated risk-management systems on

planet earth. And

yet, somehow,

The company disclosed today that daily trading losses during the quarter

exceeded the firm’s trading value-at- risk calculation on six days during

the quarter.

Needless to say, this is something which is not meant to happen. "Value

at risk" means, basically, the amount of money you could conceivably lose

in one day. To lose more than that in a day is a sign that your models might

well be broken. To lose more than that six days in one quarter is a

sign of utter cluelessness.

Update: jck

has the rather misleading graphic,

from Morgan Stanley’s Q3. It shows four trading days with more than $125 million

in losses, and three days with losses of somewhere between $50 million and $125

million, which means that Morgan Stanley’s VaR was probably somewhere around

$75 million or so.

What it doesn’t show is just how skewed the distribution really is: on its

worst day, Morgan Stanley lost $390 million. Which is more than four times

its VaR. Fat tail, much?

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The Uselessness of Zagat’s Cost Estimates

Eleven Madison Park is a very good, and very expensive, restaurant. At dinner,

the cheapest menu costs $82 per person. A glass of red wine will cost you somewhere

between $8 and $26. So a dinner with one drink can’t cost less than $90 before

tax. Add tax, and you get to $97.54. According to Zagat, the average tip in

New York is 19%. Apply that to the pre-tax total, and you get a minimum

total bill including food, one drink, tax and tip of $114.64.

Yet according to latest issue of Zagat, the "average estimated cost"

of a meal with one drink, tax, and tip at 11 Madison Park is just $104. Which

isn’t even possible, unless you’re tipping just 7.1%.

Now here’s the really crazy thing: the 2008 Zagat guide is, in this respect,

a vast improvement over the 2007 Zagat guide, which ludicrously maintained that

the average cost of a meal at 11 Madison Park was just $66. Perhaps the Zagats

took Steve

Cuozzo’s criticisms to heart and vowed to do better this year. But undeniably

the $104 figure, while still on the cheap side, is a lot closer to reality than

the $66 figure was.

So one cheer to Zagat’s for slowly moving away from its notorious underpricing.

But no cheers at all for its press releases and WSJ

op-ed which talk at length about inflation in the cost of fine dining. The

average restaurant meal has not really increased in price over the past year,

they say, although there has been more inflation at the top end of the scale.

Well yes, if you really think that the price of a meal at 11 Madison Park has

gone up by more than 57% in the space of one year, then I suppose you could

demonstrate a certain amount of price inflation. But really the Zagats aren’t

measuring meal-price inflation at all, they’re just measuring changes in the

entirely fictional amounts of money which appear in their guide. No

one actually believes them:

Overall dining prices were only three cents more than last year, at $39.46

per dinner. That’s such a low figure that we guess they must be averaging

Gray’s Papaya into it.

So there’s no need for someone like Barry Ritholtz to tie

himself up in knots trying to work out how the numbers could possibly be

true. Yes, small-plate menus are becoming more common, but no, they don’t bring

prices down; rather, they bring prices up. And yes, prix-fixe dinner menus are

also becoming more common, but in general they cost more than one would

expect to pay a la carte, not less.

The simple fact is that there is absolutely no reason why anybody should pay

any attention at all to the prices in the Zagat guide. And the idea that prices

in New York ($39.43, we’re told) can somehow be usefully compared to prices

in London ($78.57) is particularly laughable – the methodology for arriving

at those prices is going to be very different from city to city, as is the ratio

of high-end to low-end restaurants being rated.

Zagat’s food ratings go up

over time, and its cost estimates wander around randomly according to the

whim of the guide’s eponymous owners. Neither are remotely useful as emprical

evidence of anything at all.

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Hidden Fees in Mortgages and Credit Cards

Have you ever wondered where the enormous profits being booked by various bits

of the financial sector come from? Elizabeth Warren, whom I interviewed

in June, has an excellent blog called Credit

Slips which specializes, among other things, in revealing fees the existtence

of which many of us never suspected.

Today, Warren mentions

that she had an op-ed

in the Boston Globe last week on the subject of what the mortgage industry

likes to call a "yield spread premium (YSP)" or what she likes to

call "a bribe to steer [borrowers] to the loan that is more expensive for

[them] and more profitable for the lender".

Apparently the op-ed resulted in Warren receiving large amounts of hate mail;

a letter

to the editor from a mortgage originator said that the fee is no more than

"the vehicle used to compensate mortgage brokers for the professional service

they provide to homebuyers". But clearly the incentive system is all screwed

up here: the broker is purportedly working on behalf of the borrower, but the

broker’s fee can skyrocket if the borrower is pushed into an unsuitably-expensive

loan.

I’ve said

before that brokers should have a fiduciary responsibility to the homebuyers

they’re representing, and that borrowers should be able to sue their brokers

for egregious misbehaviour. But in general it would be a great start if brokers

were simply honest and up-front about how much they get paid and how. The secretiveness

surrounding brokers’ fees only makes the honest brokers more suspect. As Warren

says,

The full YSP is not disclosed until, at most, 24 hours before closing, and

then only if the buyer knows to ask, and nothing in the disclosure links the

payment to the broker with the fact that the rate is higher than the one the

buyer would qualify for.

Warren also mentioned

on Monday that the fees that merchants pay to credit card companies can vary

enormously according to the type of card being proffered. Many of us know that

American Express charges more than Visa, say – but did you know that all

card companies charge more for corporate and business cards than they do for

personal cards?

It’s all

quite complicated, but essentially there are different "discount rates"

which the card issuers charge. The lowest discount rate is for personal cards

which are swiped in the store; the highest ("non-qualified") discount

rate applies to transactions which are keyed in manually, or to any transactions

involving international, corporate, government, or business credit cards.

It’s the international bit which really gets me. When you use

a credit card abroad, you’re generally charged through the nose for the

privilege, first by the card company and then by the issuing bank. But the card

company actually makes even more than those fees imply, because it also ratchets

up the amount it’s charging the merchant you’re buying from. So long as all

these fees are kept under wraps, no one seems to kick up a fuss – and

if they tried, they wouldn’t get anywhere anyway. After all, what choice do

we have but to pay these fees?

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Bonkers Idea of the Day, EM Debt Edition

One of the things I love about academic economists is that they have a certain

amount of freedom to be utterly bonkers occasionally. The LSE’s Bernardo Guimaraes

has a modest proposal

up at Vox: rewrite the bonds of developing countries so that they become variable-rate

instruments which pay less when interest rates go down, and more when interest

rates go up.

Unfortunately, Guimaraes doesn’t give us an example of such an instrument.

But he does assert at the beginning that "emerging countries are always

borrowing in order to pay their debts". Which is kinda funny in a world

where emerging countries are quickly becoming the world’s biggest creditors.

Meanwhile, of course, emerging-market countries have already discovered their

own solution to the problem of enormous dollar debts: it’s called long-dated

local-currency bonds, and it has worked extremely well.

And if a country did want to protect itself against rising real interest rates

in the US, there are probably much easier ways of doing that than trying to

fundamentally restructure the entire architecture of international sovereign

debt markets.

But Guimaraes’s proposal doesn’t even work in theory. The problem, as he paints

it, is that emerging-market countries are "always borrowing" and that

such borrowing becomes very expensive when interest rates rise. His solution,

it seems, is for those countries to borrow at lower rates when interest

rates rise. What a great idea! Except – who on earth will lend to a country

at low rates when there are much higher interest rates everywhere else in the

world?

This idea needs a little bit of work, I think.

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Krugman Datapoint of the Day

Tyler

Cowen goes searching for Paul

Krugman’s lastest book:

At my Borders, circa 4 p.m., they hadn’t even unpacked it. "Yeah, we

have that in the back somewhere, I haven’t seen it yet." was what the

guy said.

Cowen reckons Krugman won’t sell as well as Naomi

Klein. (Right now, his Amazon sales rank is 81, hers is 51.) But of course

Krugman probably has an order of magnitude more readers than Klein does overall,

now that TimesSelect is history.

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Bank Stock Datapoint of the Day

On Tuesday, shares in Goldman Sachs closed

at a new record high of $239.20 per share. Goldman stock has risen by more

than 50% from its August lows – a trajectory, says, Helen Thomas, "we’re

more accustomed to seeing on a Shanghai listing".

These big moves over the course of a couple of months can be important –

much more important than moves

of a few dollars in the wake of an earnings write-down. If you really want

to get a feel for the fortunes of a bank (or any company, really), look at how

its share price has done over the past few months, not the past few days.

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Scotus: Good News on Stoneridge

Stoneridge v Scientific-Atlanta is one of those battles where both

sides really deserve to lose. But I am very glad that it’s the plaintiffs who

are actually losing

this one. For all the lobbying

surrounding the case, the central fact are pretty clear: Congress has repeatedly

refused to hold companies like Scientific-Atlanta responsible for others’ frauds

in cases like this. The only reason to find in favor of the plaintiffs, then,

is, as Ruth Bader Ginsburn suggested

in court, that "such a rigid rule would leave many victims of stock fraud

with no recovery".

But I’m far from convinced that someone who loses money in the stock market

should, as a matter of principle, always be able to sue someone in an attempt

to recover that money – at least if there was some kind of fraud involved.

Fraud is a criminal act, and has criminal remedies. Unleashing a tidal wave

of class-action suits from people with mutual funds is highly unlikely to benefit

anybody except for class-action lawyers. There are risks to any activity, and

one of the risks to investing in the stock market is that there will be stock

fraud. If there is, you can sue the company which defrauded you – but

let’s please not start allowing people to sue third parties as well. That is

truly a recipe for chaos.

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How to Thin the MoMA Crowds

Callen

Bair wants to know what can be done to reduce the crowds at art museums.

Callen, meet Robert

Reich:

At a time when the number of needy continues to rise, when government doesn’t

have the money to do what’s necessary for them and when America’s very rich

are richer than ever, we should revise the tax code: Focus the charitable

deduction on real charities.

If the donation goes to an institution or agency set up to help the poor,

the donor gets a full deduction. If the donation goes somewhere else — to

an art palace, a university, a symphony or any other nonprofit — the donor

gets to deduct only half of the contribution.

Enact this law, and watch the MoMA money-spigot get reduced to a trickle. Given

that it’s the richest museums which get the most visitors, this reduction in

income should result in a concomitant reduction in visitors, no?

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Taking Net Asset Value at Face Value

Do you remember when Dave Neubert bought

shares in Countrywide because they were only a little bit rich to book value?

That didn’t

work out too great. But now he’s back to the single-indicator trade, and

is buying

the Morgan Stanley High Yield Fund because the Closed-End Fund Association

says it’s trading at at 14% discount to Net Asset Value.

Now Neubert, who’s a friend of mine, is a very smart guy, and a former Morgan

Stanley employee, so he probably knows something I don’t. But I would caution

anybody who doesn’t know their onions to tread very, very carefully when looking

at the NAV of bond funds. Neubert seems to take at face value CEFA’s assertion

that the fund’s NAV is $6.72 – but how can CEFA, or anybody else, be sure?

Junk bonds, by their very nature, tend to be very illiquid animals, and I daresay

that a large chunk of this fund’s holdings has barely traded since the credit

markets slammed closed in July and August.

Now it’s one thing for a Morgan Stanley fund manager to phone up a Morgan Stanley

bond trader and ask him for an indicative price on a bunch of junk bonds so

that he can report an asset value to people like CEFA. But it’s another thing

entirely for him to actually be able to sell those bonds at that price. The

good news is that the fund in question is small – only $77 million –

so it’s probably a little more nimble than a behemoth like Pimco. But a yield

of just 7.5% on assets most of which are just single-B rated doesn’t seem particularly

attractive to me – especially not when a large part of that yield is a

function of the market discounting the value of the fund.

Before buying a fund like this, I’d want to look at a chart of the fund’s reported

NAV over time. When shares in the fund plunged this summer from $6.17 down to

$5.25 or so, was the NAV plunging at the same time? Or were the fund’s managers

reporting much more sanguine figures for its underlying value than the market

chaos might have suggested?

Right now, I can put my money in a federally-insured E*Trade savings

account paying 5.05% APR. To compensate me for the extra risk in a junk-bond

fund, given the jitteriness of the credit markets, I’d want much more than 250bp.

When the yield on junk-bond funds hits double digits, then I might

start getting interested. But if I’m going to be taking equity-like risk (and

a look at the

fund’s share price certainly looks more like a stock fund than a bond fund)

then I’m also going to want equity-like returns.

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