Hope For Wi-Fi In Airplanes

I think that John Guidon, of Row

44, is the first CEO to leave

a comment under his own name at Market Movers. His slogan is "giving

broadband wings" – putting wifi into airplanes. The service will

launch in the first quarter of next year, on the Boeing 737s flying domestically

on an as-yet-unidentified airline. Europe should come online in the third quarter,

and transatlantic service in the fourth quarter. Prices seem

reasonable:

Row 44 is determined to better Connexion’s end-user prices, which bottomed

out at $26.95 for the full flight duration. When they log on aboard the aircraft

passengers will be offered a “point of sale” tariff of $10 for

up to two hours, $15 for 2-5hr and $20 for more than 5hr. It is also planned

to sell subscriptions to regular travellers, and to market the service via

mobile operators and Internet service providers.

Of course, if the airline is willing to pay Row 44 a few cents per passenger,

then the whole service can even be free, with shared advertising revenue.

I hope that Guidon is talking to Apple: he says that passengers can surf the

web on their iPhones – but it seems that they’ll only be allowed to do

so, under current regulations, if Apple allows users to turn off the cellular

capability while still using the wifi functionality. At the moment, that’s not

possible.

I know almost nothing about this industry, but a bit of Googling tells me that

Row 44 will be competing with Panasonic on the satellite front, and with AirCell

on the air-to-ground front. According to the WSJ, AirCell’s wifi service will

top out at $10

per day, although it will block the Skype calls which Row 44 seems set to

encourage. (AirCell is trying to also sell its own in-flight telephony service.)

And come 2010, JetBlue will also have an air-to-ground service running, which

will almost certainly include wifi.

I only hope that all the airlines offering wifi also offer electricity outlets

in coach.

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Rupert Murdoch: Probably Posturing

The Monday-at-5pm deadline has come and gone, and the WSJ, of course, has the

best coverage of What On Earth Is Going On with the Bancrofts and Dow Jones.

My favorite part comes at the end, when Christopher Bancroft, Dow Jones director

and key family trustee, decides to go incommunicado right when the deadline

looms:

Christopher Bancroft, an important trustee and a Dow Jones director who has

veto power over shares representing about 15% of the company’s votes, was

on a plane Monday from Boston to Dallas after meeting with Hemenway &

Barnes, and was unreachable during the hours before the family’s deadline,

according to people familiar with the matter.

The Dow Jones board’s ad hoc committee, which convened once at noon Monday

and was set to meet again at 5 p.m., postponed the latter session so it could

try to reach Mr. Bancroft when his plane landed.

Yet another one for the annals of how Bancrofts manage to shoot themselves

in the foot at every available opportunity.

The Journal does attempt to answer my

question about why Bancroft voting power controlling 28% of the company

isn’t good enough for Rupert:

As of early Monday night, family members holding about 28% of Dow Jones’s

overall voting power had committed to support the deal, most in the form of

written voting agreements which can’t be revoked except in the event of a

higher bid. That might be enough to deliver the company to News Corp. when

added to the 29% of overall voting power that is held by nonfamily shareholders,

a vast majority of whom are expected to vote for the deal…

But this would leave Mr. Murdoch with very little margin for error while awaiting

a shareholder meeting in September or October. If more than half the Bancroft

family’s voting power voted for the deal — which would be a public relations

coup for News Corp. — at least 32% of the overall voting power held by the

Bancrofts would provide a comfortable majority when added to the nonfamily

shares.

However, handicapping these nonfamily shares with any certainty is difficult.

Many are assumed to be in the hands of arbitragers who snapped up the shares

after the stock price spiked May 1 when news of the offer surfaced. But it

can’t be predicted how many no-shows there will be, and how many retail investors

remain in the stock. Votes that are not cast in favor of the deal would not

be counted and would make it more difficult for News Corp. to get a majority

vote.

News Corp. is understood to want a cushion. The company could be posturing

about how many votes it needs to go forward, because once News Corp. says

it believes it has enough votes, its bargaining leverage with the holdout

shareholders goes away.

I do understand that 32% would be a PR coup for Murdoch, in that he could then

claim a double majority: a majority of shareholders, by voting power, and

a majority of the Bancroft family. He might even see such an outcome as a mandate

for change, not that there’s any doubt he’ll shake things up regardless.

What I don’t understand is how 28% + 29% is "very little margin for error",

while 32% + 29% is "a comfortable majority".

Think about it this way: with 28% of the votes in his pocket, Murdoch needs

22% more to get to the necessary 50% majority. That 22% figure constitutes just

under 76% of the outstanding common shares. I can see how it might be hard to

get 98% or 99%, but 95% should be easy, and 80% should be all but automatic.

If the common shares vote in favor, they get $60 apiece; if they don’t vote,

their shares will be worth less than $40. Wall Street just doesn’t leave that

kind of money on the table.

If Murdoch is really worried about getting 76% of the common shareholders to

vote in favor, what happens when he has family votes accounting for 32% of Dow

Jones? Then he needs just 18% extra from the common shareholders, which would

be 62% of them.

In other words, getting a "yes" out of 62% of common shareholders

is easy; getting a "yes" out of 76% of common shareholders is not.

I don’t buy it: count me in with the "posturing" camp.

But what about my faith in markets? The Dow Jones share price closed at just

$51.56, giving a whopping 16% upside to anybody who buys here and sells at $60.

There’s got to be a significant risk this deal doesn’t go through, or the share

price wouldn’t be so low.

Or else, maybe, for once, the markets are wrong.

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Great Moments in Punditry: Jim Cramer on Housing

If I have any ambitions of being a financial pundit, should I try to come up

with stuff like this, from Jim Cramer?

Just some of the Cramer gems there:

"I’m looking for 100% default on the 2-and-28s. One hundred per cent.

The bears are looking for 50%. I’m saying that they’re foolish and that they’re

way too optimistic."

"I’m not distinguishing any more between subprime and prime. That’s

a meaningless distinction. When your house drops 20% in value, then it doesn’t

matter whether you’re subprime or prime. It’s better to walk away, even if

you’re wealthy, because you don’t want to lose your credit card, and you don’t

want to lose your car. Your house is the one thing that’s fungible. It’s smart

to walk away… If your home declines 20% in value, it’s really important

to walk away from it."

"I’m calling for a dramatic decline in home values… If the Federal

Reserve were to cut rates by one full point, things would just reverse dramatically,

and everything would go up in value… Until then, we’re going to be in what

I believe now is a total crisis."

Is it worth responding to this as though it’s rational? Is this what passes

for informed commentary on TV these days? I can see how it gets ratings, in

a train-wreck kind of way – hell, I’m blogging it. But the idea that wealthy

people will stop paying their mortgages because their houses are "fungible"

(unless we get a 100bp cut in the Fed funds rate, of course) – it’s like

some kind of incredibly unfunny parody. Nouriel Roubini et

al might be shrill, but at least there’s coherent logic to their position.

What scares me is that this could be a rare and genuine glimpse into how traders

actually think. In which case the Great Moderation and decline in volatility

of recent years is doomed to die a sudden and extremely unpleasant death.

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Joe Nacchio and the Conservative Investors

The best thing about mark-to-market accounting is that it forces investors

to ignore sunk costs. If a stock is trading at $30, it’s either a good investment

at $30 or a bad investment at $30, regardless of whether you bought it at $3

or at $103. If you mark to market every day, that essentially forces you to

justify every one of your holdings every day, at its market price that day.

(The bad thing about mark-to-market accounting is that it forces you to justify

every one of your holdings every day, which can mean that you trade in and out

of stocks much more than is optimal.)

Now let’s say you own a quiet and boring utility, like US West. If you mark

to market, you’ll wake up one day realizing that you no longer own the quiet

and boring US West, and instead own a high-flying dot-com called Qwest, trading

at some enormous valuation. Whatever reasons you had for owning US West would

probably no longer be good reasons for owning Qwest, and so you would probably

sell your Qwest stock and buy something

more boring instead.

Or let’s say you own an old and storied publishing company, like Time-Warner.

One morning you wake up and realize that you suddenly now own AOL instead. Eek!

That’s not what you wanted to own at all. So you sell, and invest the proceeds

in a nice new mattress.

In an ideal world, that’s how M&A would work. There would be no difference

between cash offers and stock offers, because cash can always be used to buy

the stock of the new company, while the stock of the acquiring company can always

be sold for cash.

In this world, however, M&A deals never work like that. If people get paid

cash, they’re unlikely to spend that cash on the stock of the company which

just bought them out. On the other hand, if people get paid in stock, they’re

likely to keep it.

That’s why Floyd Norris is so

upset about the six-year

sentence that Joe Nacchio received today.

There are some companies that are meant to be speculative vehicles. Others

are supposed to be the kind of stock that the proverbial widow and orphan

can safely own. When investors in one of those are defrauded, the crime takes

on a special level of venality…

As the local telephone company, US West had attracted conservative investors.

Retirees trustingly left their life savings in the stock. And they were all

but wiped out. By the bottom in 2002, an investment of $64 in US West at the

end of 1998 was worth less than $2.

It’s easy, but unrealistic, to say that conservative investors, if they were

really conservative, should never have held onto their Qwest stock in the first

place: the conservative thing to do would have been to sell it and invest it

in bonds or something instead. But of course the twin obstacles of inertia and

capital-gains tax meant that many fewer individuals – and even institutional

investors – did that than should have done.

So is Norris right that Nacchio should have received a harsher sentence on

the grounds that he defrauded "the proverbial widow and orphan" alongside

more sophisticated investors? I do think that sentences for white-collar crimes

should indeed be tougher than they are: many people were much more badly harmed

by Nacchio than they would have been had he simply come up to them on the street,

bashed them on the head, and stolen the contents of their wallets. Which might

well have resulted in a harsher sentence.

And CEOs do, ultimately, have a responsibility to their shareholders –

if their shareholders are conservative, then they should be conservative; if

their shareholders are aggressive investors wanting outsize returns, then the

CEO should take more risks.

But in practice it doesn’t work that way. Shareholders can change their mind

much more easily than CEOs can. So if you want something conservative, you choose

a company run in a conservative manner; if you want something more aggressive,

you choose a company run more aggressively.

So while I agree with Norris that Nacchio’s sentence is too short, I disagree

that it should have been bumped up just because he inherited some conservative

shareholders when he bought US West. The least that a shareholder can do is

be aware of what kind of company he owns. And if you don’t like the kind of

company you own, the easiest thing to do is simply to sell your shares. You

might not like the tax consequences, but a 15% capital-gains tax bill is a lot

less painful than owning a stock which plunges to zero.

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How the Equity-Research Sausage is Made

You can’t argue with Carl Bialik when he says,

apropos iPhone

sales, that "conducting a flawed survey can be worse than not conducting

a survey at all". He’s talking about the method that Piper Jaffray analyst

Gene Munster used to estimate that half a million iPhones that

Apple sold in its first weekend: standing in a flagship Apple Store, counting

the number of iPhones sold in some given period of time, and extrapolating.

Munster is suitably sheepish, now:

“We definitely overshot,” Mr. Munster said, adding: “The

part we’re definitely guilty of is building an estimate from three people

visiting three stores over a three-day period.” He projected those sales

to hundreds of other Apple stores and nearly 2,000 stores for AT&T, the

only carrier to offer the iPhone.

The three stores Munster and his colleagues visited? New York, San Francisco,

and Minneapolis, in the Mall of America. It never seems to have occurred to

Munster that Apple would ship more units to its flagship stores, especially

in media-heavy New York and San Francisco, than it would have allocated to the

Apple Store in Lyndhurst, Ohio, or some random AT&T store in Nebraska.

For every Gene Munster who comes clean, however, there are dozens of highly-paid

equity analysts who will never admit how sketchy their research reports really

are. And it’s not just analysts, either, who are guilty of massive oversimplification:

the risk controls at small US banks, I know, are often laughably simplistic.

(When trying to work out what would happen to their balance sheet in the event

of a sharp drop in interest rates, for instance, they’re liable to simply ignore

the fact that a lot of customers with fixed-rate loans would be likely to refinance.)

This is one of the reasons why academic papers are invaribly more interesting

than Wall Street reports. They show not only their conclusions, but also how

they reached those conclusions. If Wall Street had to do that, I fear it would

lose a great deal of credibility.

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The Credit Duel, Part 2

The duel of the newsweekly pundits continues! The battle

lines were drawn earlier this month, with Justin Fox of

Time saying

that the era of low interest rates is over, and Michael Mandel

of BusinessWeek saying

that in fact low interest rates are here

to stay.

Mandel responded

to Fox on Wednesday, pointing to low(ish) rates on the 10-year Treasury

bond, and saying that credit isn’t drying up across the board:

It is perfectly possible that we could have devastation in one part of the

credit market, while borrowing continued along merrily in other parts. In

fact, that’s what you would expect in an efficient credit market.

Fox then replied

to Mandel on Friday:

My article, being as how it was in Time and not Business Week, was almost

entirely about the rates being paid by U.S. consumers. And guess what: short-term

rates (ARMs, home equity loans, credit cards) are higher than or as high as

they’ve been in years… I’m not predicting some kind of future credit Armageddon,

just stating that, from the perspective of American consumers, the easy money

days are over.

Is this an attempt to kiss and make up? Fox seems to be capitulating, here,

despite the fact that he’s on stronger ground than Mandel is.

For the fact is that credit is drying up – and drying up pretty

much across the board. Unless you’re the US government, you will find it much

harder, or more expensive, to borrow money today than would have been the case

last month.

On the other hand, if you take a bigger-picture view, credit is still very

cheap by historical standards. Maybe that’s one reason why the credit markets

have dried up: the markets are willing to extend credit at vaguely sensible

spreads, but borrowers have become so accustomed to life in the credit bubble

that they’re not willing to borrow at those levels. Hence the stand-off, which

looks like a credit crunch but which in fact is probably just a discontinuous

repricing of credit.

I expect that M&A bankers are likely to take a bit of a breather for the

next month, and return in September with a fat pipe of deals. Which might not

be quite as rich as they would have been in June, but which will still generate

lots of fees all the same. The money’s still there: it’s just a little more

selective than it used to be, is all.

So I certainly don’t think that the current spread widening is reason

for the Fed to cut rates. A rate cut would encourage spreads to stay tighter

than they ought to be, which isn’t sustainable. And it would have more effect

on yields than it would on spreads in any event – and probably precious

little effect on yields, at that. The Fed should stick to worrying about inflation

first and unemployment second. The credit markets can look after themselves.

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Murdoch Says a Majority Isn’t Enough to Buy Dow Jones

Were they talking to me? I posted

a blog entry this morning saying that Rupert Murdoch would

surely go ahead with a Dow Jones acquisition even if he only got the current

level of support from the Bancroft family. Next thing you know, News Corp is

saying exactly

the opposite:

News Corp. Corp. is "highly unlikely" to proceed with its $5 billion

offer for Dow Jones & Co. if its bid doesn’t get more support from the

Bancroft family than has currently emerged, a News Corp. spokesman said.

As of late yesterday family members holding about 28% of Dow Jones’s overall

voting power had committed to support the deal, The Wall Street Journal reported

today. The spokesman says if that holds true, News Corp. likely wouldn’t take

the deal to a full Dow Jones shareholder vote.

News Corp. will likely need voting power representing at least 30% from the

Bancrofts to succeed, as the vast majority of the nonfamily shareholders are

expected to support the deal.

I’m hesitant to take News at its word, here, if only because the company has

every incentive to chivvy as many Bancrofts s possible into taking the deal.

It’s all well and good for N.E. Bancroft to vote against the deal in the certain

knowledge that it’ll go ahead and he’ll pocket the proceeds anyway – but

Rupert would really rather that didn’t happen.

I also don’t understand the rationale behind holding out for 30% rather than

the 28% that Murdoch already has. Why is the difference between those two figures

so important? Both of them, after all, would give Murdoch a small but seemingly

unassailable majority of the total votes.

Maybe the WSJ could try to explain where the 30% figure comes from?

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Unlevered High-Risk Debt vs Levered Low-Risk Debt

Alea has found

a tantalizing tidbit from Anthony Morris of UBS, as reported

by Reuters. Apparently CPDOs – structured products which pay high

interest rates on triple-A-rated securities – might have been put together

rather shoddily, at least in the early days:

"We think that early CPDOs, the ones that were introduced last summer

and fall, have a very fundamental problem with them," said Anthony Morris,

executive director in structured products research at UBS on a conference

call on Monday.

"Get out of early CPDO products, I wouldn’t touch them with a 10-foot

pole," Morris said. However, deals backed by higher rated credits have

a lot of value, he said…

If the assumption that "BBB"-rated credits mean revert were taken

out of the ratings models, the deals would be rated 10 notches lower, or an

"AA"-rated deal should be rated "B-plus," four levels

below investment grade, he said.

Morris’s argument is hard to understand from the Reuters precis – if

someone has more detail on its substance, I’d love to see it. But it certainly

fits in to the narrative we’ve been seeing a lot of, recently – the idea

that if you apply finanial voodoo to low-rated debt and end up with high-rated

debt, then those high ratings are not to be trusted. Indeed, Reuters goes on

to quote Morris as making this astonishing assertion:

Leveraging an "A"-rated index by 10 times would still be less volatile

than taking an unleveraged position to high yield credits, or to stocks, he

said.

Isn’t leveraging A-rated debt by 10 times exactly what the more highly levered

of the two Bear Stearns funds did, to disastrous effect? No one invested in

the stock market has seen their position wiped out. Meanwhile, the ABX-HE-A

07-1 index, which reflects the default risk on A-rated securities, has fallen

from 100 at the beginning of this year to 53.67 now. If you invested in that

at a leverage of 10 times, you would have lost 4.6 times your original investment

by this point.

As for the early CPDO products, I’m not convinced. Morris might be right that

some of the calculations assume that BBB-rated default risk mean-reverts. But

if it doesn’t mean revert, then all that’s going to happen is that spreads remain

tight, and losses in credit markets will be very small indeed. Remember that

in order to break a CPDO, you need the very weird combination of tight spreads

and high default rates. And so far, default rates remain at all-time

lows.

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Taking the Laptop on the Train or Plane

Kevin Maney wants

to know why there isn’t wifi on Amtrak. The question is symptomatic of a

much bigger problem, which is that transportation infrastructure in general

is decidedly unfriendly to those of us in the laptop classes. Virgin America,

when it starts flying next month, will be the very first US airline to provide

power for laptops in coach, and there’s not much sign that anyone else is minded

to follow suit. Boeing’s Connexion

wifi service was shut down at the end of 2006. And yesterday, I discovered what

happens when you try to check in online for a US Airways flight which has been

cancelled. The US Airways website does not tell you that your flight has been

cancelled. Instead, it tells you that online check-in is not available, and

that you have to travel to the airport in order to check in there.

I think the problem is that the operators of planes and trains still have a

mindset where people with laptops are business travelers, and so they think

of providing services to people with laptops as a low-volume, high-margin proposition.

If and when they start to realize that lots of normal people, not travelling

on business, would love to be able to use their laptops on trains and planes,

then a high-volume, low-margin alternative might emerge – something funded

by advertising, perhaps, rather than eye-watering hourly charges. It’s bound

to happen one day, but unless and until Google starts getting in on the act,

I reckon it’ll take a very long time.

As for the US Airways website, that’s just dreadful, and unforgivable.

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Blogs and Stocks

On Monday of last week, Marc Andreessen broke

some big news on his blog: he’d sold his company, Opsware, to HP for $1.6

billion in cash. He was even forced to put some very small small print at the

bottom, on the advice of his lawyers.

On Tuesday of last week, Opsware rival BladeLogic revised its IPO pricing.

It was planning to go public at between $12 and $14 per share, but after looking

at the Opsware valuation, it upped that price to between $16 and $17 per share.

On Wednesday of last week, BladeLogic priced

its IPO at the top of the indicated range: $17 per share.

Late on Wednesday morning, BladeLogic’s shares started trading at about $24

apiece, and have now settled

down at the $25 level. That’s a 47% rise from the IPO price, making BladeLogic

one of the most successful IPO stories of the year, despite the atrocious market

conditions in the face of which it launched.

BladeLogic’s ticker symbol is BLOG.

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Avant-Garde and Kitsch

The Epicurean Dealmaker reckons that modern art is rubbish

contemporary

art is kitsch. "A major function of kitsch in the present century is

to reassure its consumers of their status and position," he says, and reckons

that precisely such motivations lie behind the $80 million purchase by Ken

Griffin of a Jasper Johns painting:

Clearly, a leather-bound set of Franklin Library classics or a Thomas Kinkade

print "hand-highlighted under the supervision of the artist" is

not going to cut the mustard in the 10021 zip code, but what about a Jasper

Johns painting, or a Damien Hirst sculpture? Just the ticket "to confirm

the [cultural] literacy and wealth of its owner," no?

Even better if you and everyone you invite to your Park Avenue coop knows

that you paid $80 million for the thing. For no-one can remain unaffected

by such knowledge when they attempt to appreciate or understand a work of

art.

I don’t buy it. Who’s going to cut more mustard in the 10021 zip code –

the man who bought his Jasper Johns for $80 million, or the man who bought his

Jasper Johns for $80,000?

Also, note to TED: the Hirst shark at the Met is not bisected, not even if

you say it is twice. And if you set the background color of your blog to #e8ffbf

(a kind of lemon-lime), people are unlikely to take your verdict that a given

Johns is "half-baked" particularly seriously.

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Stock Market Forecasts: A Waste of Column Inches

Is there anything more useless than a long newspaper article about where the

stock market might be headed? Dean Baker has nothing

good to say about Jeremy Peters, in the NYT, talking to

fundamental-analysis types and coming to the conclusion that stocks

are going up. But I doubt he’d be much more impressed by Jim Browning,

on the front page of the WSJ this morning, talking to technical-analysis types

and coming to the conclusion that stocks

are going down.

In reality, trying to forecast the stock market is a fool’s game, and no one

does it very well. Both of these articles are predicated on the extremely dubious

assumption that professionals in the financial-services industry who look at

the stock market all day are better at forecasting where it’s going to go than

would be, say, sheep farmers in Wisconsin. But this is not the case.

If I want a forecast for where the stock market is going to go, I’ll ask the

nearest five-year-old, and I’ll have just as much confidence in the result as

I would if I’d asked a chap who’s been drawing lines on charts since 1966. But

I doubt my five-year-old’s prognostications would be considered newsworthy enough

to make it onto the front page of the Wall Street Journal.

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There’s No Morality In Bond Yields

Bond investing is not some kind of morality play. As credit spreads widen out,

there’s a meme doing the rounds, that bond investors have it coming to them,

because they were trying to violate the rule of risk and return. Here’s Gretchen

Morgenson, in her column

on Sunday:

Investors bought into the myth of highly rated securities even though their

generous yields should have alerted them to risks.

And here’s Tim Reason, still trying to persuade us that securitization

is a bad thing:

I did a double-take when I read Salmon’s last

line. Securitization he says is "a way of lowering borrowing costs

for companies with bad credit. Which has got to be a good thing."

It can be a good thing. But if a company has bad credit, its borrowing costs

ought to reflect that risk. Sure, there are clever ways around that, but doesn’t

that sound a lot like the scenario that caused the whole subprime mess?

Note the normative language in both cases: "should have", "ought

to". This is much stronger than simply saying that there’s generally a

strong correlation between risk and return. Rather, Morgenson and Reason, and

people like Justin Lahart, who wrote a column along

similar lines a couple of weeks ago, seem to treat the correlation as though

it’s Holy Writ.

Underneath it all is a confusion about what drives yields in two very different

contexts. Some issuers try to minimize yields: if you’re a company or a country

or any other unsecured borrower, you raise debt at the lowest possible cost.

Other issuers, on the other hand, try to maximize yields: if you’re

a CDO or other structured product competing with lots of other CDOs for investors’

funds, then the best way to do that is by offering them more money.

Now it’s true that higher yields don’t always mean higher returns, except for

the corner solution where you have a buy-and-hold investor and default rates

are zero. But there’s also no ex ante reason to believe that higher

yields always mean lower returns, or even lower risk-adjusted returns. And there’s

certainly no reason to believe that a company with bad credit will

do better with high borrowing costs than it would with low borrowing costs.

Quite the opposite, in fact – as has been demonstrated compellingly by

the private equity industry in recent years.

Reason says that borrowing costs "ought to reflect" credit risk.

My response is that, most of the time they do. But that if and when they don’t,

no bolts of lightning will necessarily descend from the Market Gods. And that

in fact, if a company finds a way of borrowing money at a lower rate than its

credit risk might suggest, there’s a good chance it will be able to take advantage

of that fact to do very well for itself, generating a positive-sum outcome for

all concerned.

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Murdoch-Dow Jones: A Done Deal, Surely

It’s Bancroft Decision Day today, and the press is still full of stories saying

that the vote is "too close to call," or words to that effect. Obviously,

every vote counts, it could go either way, this is like a rerun of Florida 2000…

right?

It turns out, not so much. The WSJ gives

the game away today:

As of late last night, nearly 28% of the votes favored the deal, according

to a person close to Dow Jones’s board. Common shareholders representing 29%

of the overall voting shares are expected to vote for the deal in overwhelming

numbers, thereby ensuring a majority. News Corp. needs 30% to assure a comfortable

margin. It is unclear whether News Corp. would proceed with less than that.

Murdoch needs more than 50% of the votes in order to make this deal happen.

He has 29% of the votes already, in the form of arbitrageurs and other holders

of common stock, who are all ecstatic that their DJ shares might fetch $60 apiece.

So, simple subtraction would lead us to the conclusion that he needs another

21% of the votes in order to reach the 50% hurdle. Since he already seems to

have family members representing 28% of the votes in the bag, he’s long since

passed that point. (For those of you mathematically challenged on a Monday morning,

29% + 28% = 57%.)

Does anybody really believe that Murdoch wouldn’t go ahead with this deal with

a mere 57% of the votes? That the difference between 57% and 59% is crucially

important to its success? I don’t buy it. I do understand that a few holders

of common shares can be forgetful; that many unexpected things can go wrong;

that what the WSJ calls "a comfortable margin" is a very nice thing

to have.

But I don’t believe it’s a dealbreaker.

My feeling is that Murdoch is going to go ahead with his Dow Jones acquisition

no matter what, since he has substantially more than 50% of the vote behind

him. Obviously, it doesn’t behoove him to say so right now: he wants as many

votes as he can get out of the Bancrofts. But there’s no way, after coming all

this way, that he’ll let the absence of a "comfortable margin" derail

the acquisition of a lifetime.

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Crawford Hill, Exemplary Epistolizer

Required

reading: Crawford Hill‘s letter to the rest of the Bancroft

family, explaining in glorious detail how and why they deserve their fate of

selling out to Rupert Murdoch. (Yes, Crawford Hill is actually

a member of the Bancroft family, and not some local landmark climbed

during the annual reunion. Apparently he also goes by "Bumpy".) One

of many gems:

Chris Bancroft in a recent email (7.13.07) said the following: "We have

been given a responsibility we never had before. Decide the fate of a business

that has lasted over 100 years and is considered the best in the world."

Actually, Chris, we have had that responsibility all along. There is nothing

new about having to be responsible, active and engaged owners. We, despite

the attempts of a few, have not until very, very recently acted as successful

owners do. We are actually now paying the price for our passivity over the

past 25 years.

It’s undeniable that newspapers should be owned by people who take that ownership

seriously. The Bancrofts have, judging by their (in)actions over the past 25

years, failed that test. And even if they don’t sell to Murdoch, there’s no

chance that they will suddenly become the "active and engaged owners"

of Bumpy’s letter. On the other hand, every Murdoch alive is consitutionally

incapable of being anything but an active and engaged owner.

If you own a business, and you run it down, and someone comes along who can

run it better, you should sell it. That’s capitalism, that is. And I doubt anybody

on the WSJ editorial page would say any different.

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Weekend Links Join the Plutocracy

Charles Schumer: Friend

of private equity.

Bill Clinton: Blogging.

My comment was not accepted by the moderators for publication. I wasn’t rude,

I just asked why African countries should be "leaders in the fight against

global warming". If anything, African countries should be the ones getting

a free pass on carbon emissions.

Edward Cardinal Egan, lobbyist.

If you want your controversial and illegal merger to get a pass from Congress,

it can’t hurt to get an archbishop on board!

Carlos Slim: Probably not

the world’s richest man, after all.

Bain Capital: Normally charges 2-and-30. But if you’re willing

to have your money sitting on the sidelines, only to be used in case of emergency,

they’ll only charge you 0-and-20. Bargain!

The Rothschilds: Reunited.

Of course, being Rothschilds, the structure by which this was achieved is brain-achingly

complicated.

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Bear Stearns Funds: Still More Questions Than Answers

Back on Monday, I had a whole set of unanswered

questions about the collapsed Bear Stearns hedge funds. Today, we got news

– but no answers to those questions. In fact, there are now more questions

than ever.

The news is that Bear Stearns has seized substantially all of the assets of

the hedge fund it "bailed out" with a $1.6 billion credit line. $300

million of that line has been repaid already, which means that the High-Grade

Structured Credit Strategies Fund owes Bear Stearns $1.3 billion.

Are there enough assets in the fund to be able to repay the $1.3 billion loan?

That’s very unclear. Dan Gross, of Newsweek and Slate, certainly

thinks it doesn’t. He writes, in an email to me:

Reading betwen the lines, I see that Bear (which would like us to think it

doesn’t have much exposure to that hedge fund it ran) lent the fund $1.6 billion.

$300 m was paid back, so the fund still owes Bear $1.3 billion. The assets

that stood as collateral are clearly not worth $1.3 billion, and could be

worth far, far less. Of course, Bear’s public investors have no clue–are

those assets worth $100 million, 0, $600 million? Reading the press, you have

no idea, and it doesn’t seem like anybody is particularly asking…

If the assets were worth $1.3 billion, why wouldn’t the fund have sold them

and simply paid Bear back?

I think I can take a stab at that last question. CDOs are, as we all know,

very hard to value. And right now, there’s no liquidity in them whatsoever.

So Bear can’t just wander out onto the Street and find a willing buyer for its

CDO assets at any price, let alone a reasonable one.

If there aren’t any buyers, does that mean those CDOs are worth zero? No. They’re

securities which come with an income stream attached – and that income

stream does have a present value. You can use a model to work out what that

value is ("mark to model") or you can try to use the illiquid market

("mark to market") – but there are problems with both approaches,

especially when the market doesn’t have any bids.

For that reason, it’s impossible to come up with a good answer to the question

of how much the fund’s assets are "worth" – there just isn’t

One True Answer to that question. If they’re held to maturity, I reckon there’s

an extremely good chance that the cashflows they generate will end up being

much more than $1.3 billion. But if you’re trying to sell them now, then, yes,

you’ll have a hard time finding someone willing to pay you that much.

What I don’t understand is why Bear Stearns is seizing the assets in the fund.

Bear Stearns, prime broker, is unlikely to be any more adept at liquidating

those assets than Bear Stearns, asset manager. It seems that the bank has already

lost faith in the new fund management team it only so recently parachuted in.

And then, of course, there’s the second, more highly-leveraged fund –

the one with the riskier portfolio, which didn’t receive any kind of Bear Stearns

bailout. Last we heard, it had a positive net asset value, but one commenter

at least on my blog doesn’t buy it. Writes KBHedge:

The more aggressive fund is the one where investors lost 100%. You can bet

that the lenders to this fund will also end up losing money as well, although

neither Bear nor the lenders have any interest in publicizing that fact and

how much pain it will cause lenders. But the major clue to the fact that the

lenders to the fund will lose money is that Bear chose not become such a lender.

Bear has never quite come out and said that all the lenders to the second fund

will be repaid in full. Given the difficulties it is getting into as a lender

to the more conservative fund, and given the continued deterioration in credit

markets this week, I’d be inclined to agree with KBHedge at this point. It’s

hard to see that lenders aren’t going to take some losses on the Bear

Stearns funds. But so far, no one seems to be willing to admit that.

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The Denver Bancrofts Play the Ultimatum Game

There’s a famous experiment in experimental economics called the Ultimatum

Game:

The ultimatum game is an experimental economics game in which two parties

interact anonymously and only once, so reciprocation is not an issue. The

first player proposes how to divide a sum of money with the second party.

If the second player rejects this division, neither gets anything. If the

second accepts, the first gets his demand and the second gets the rest.

Economists love this game, because it shows that people don’t always take what’s

best for them. If the proposed division is too lopsided, the chooser generally

decides to veto the whole thing, and lose his small payment entirely, rather

than agree to something very unfair.

A variant on the Ultimatum Game is now being played between the Denver branch

of the Bancroft family, on the one side, and the board of Dow Jones, on the

other. The Denver Bancrofts want to get more than $60 per share for their voting

Dow Jones stock, while keeping the holders of non-voting shares at the $60 level.

Reports

the WSJ’s Matthew Karnitschnig:

The Denver trust has argued that the super-voting B class shareholders should

receive a premium of 10-20% over the $60 offer. In their view, News Corp.

Chairman Rupert Murdoch should be willing to pay an extra $120 million to

$240 million — the cost of paying more to B shareholders — to clinch the

$5 billion deal. The Bancroft family owns about 83% of the roughly 20 million

B shares.

Dow Jones’s board, though, has indicated it wouldn’t recommend to shareholders

a deal that treated B class shareholders differently to the other shareholders.

Yet the Denver trustees have argued that if the board was previously willing

to recommend $60 a share on behalf of the common shareholders, it should continue

to endorse that bid even if the B class shareholders are getting a higher

price.

A person close to News Corp. has said that the company wouldn’t be willing

to offer a two tiered deal.

Essentially, the Denver Bancrofts are offering a take-it-or-leave-it ultimatum

to the Dow Jones board. Either recommend an unfair distribution of Murdoch money,

they’re saying, or else we’ll scupper the whole deal and none of us will get

anything.

This is very, very dangerous brinkmaship on the part of the Denver Bancrofts.

Murdoch feels, with some justification, that he’s already paying a premium over

his initial $60 bid – a premium in terms of the amount of hoops that the

board and the family are making him jump through, and a premium in terms of

loss of control over who edits and publishes the Wall Street Journal. When the

Bancrofts told him that it wasn’t about the money, it was about editorial independence,

he took them at their word. So he’s unlikely to receive the news that the Denver

Bancrofts want more than $60 with equanimity.

Meanwhile, the arbitrageurs are bidding down Dow Jones stock, which is now

trading at just $52.80 – its lowest level since the Murdoch bid was revealed.

They never really believed that this deal would fall apart over something like

editorial independence. But they clearly believe it might well fall apart over

something as base as sheer greed.

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Annals of Excess, Bar Tab Edition

Duff McDonald points

me to the story of the £105,805

bar tab. Which is undoubtedly large. I’ve been doing some sums:

  • You probably knew that champagne gets more expensive the bigger the bottle.

    But did you know how much more expensive? One bottle of Cristal at this bar

    costs £360. A jeroboam of Cristal – which is four bottles –

    costs £4,800, or the equivalent of £1,200 per bottle. And a methuselah

    of Cristal, which is eight bottles, costs £30,000, or the equivalent

    of £3,750 per bottle – more than ten times the individual

    bottle rate. If you get six glasses of champagne out of a bottle, that works

    out at $1,281 per glass.

  • The revellers ended up ordering 103 bottle-equivalents of wine and champagne

    between them, as well as 10 bottle-equivalents of vodka. If there were, as

    reported, 19 of them in all, that works out to 5.5 bottles of champagne

    – plus half a bottle of vodka – apiece.

  • Let’s say that works out to 33 drinks of champagne and 13 drinks of vodka

    each, for a total of 46 drinks over the course of a seven-hour evening. If

    you assume that the drinkers were relatively normal 200 lb men, then a Widmark

    calculation puts their blood-alcohol level by the end of the evening at

    well over 600mg/ml. Which, by most medical accounts, means they should

    all be dead.

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In Defense of Securitization

Tim Reason says

that Jonathan Weil is right

and I’m wrong

when it comes to securitization:

Securitization may have its economic benefits, but it is also a ridiculous

concept, a strained legal and accounting fiction invented by too-clever-by-half

investment bankers. It proves John Kenneth Galbraith’s contention that all

financial innovations are just various forms of leverage with a new name.

Reason is no rube, and he knows

the arguments why securitization is a good thing – I daresay he knows

them better than I do. But his arguments against securitization seem

weak. He’s particularly worried about what

happened at Aspen Technology, where a bunch of off-balance-sheet debt became

on-balance-sheet debt when some accounting rules got violated.

But if you take a step back, it’s really no big deal. If you’re a company,

you can raise money in two ways: you can sell debt, or you can sell equity.

At any time, with the help of your friendly neighborhood financier, you can

convert equity into debt, increasing your leverage, or you can convert debt

into equity, decreasing it. Securitization is just one way of converting equity

into debt – you lose cashflows which used to go straight to the top line,

and you gain a large up-front cash payment.

When Aspen moved a bunch of cashflows which it thought were off its balance

sheet back on to its balance sheet, the opposite thing happened. Its debt went

up, yes. But its income went up too.

Let’s say I own a money machine, which pours money down onto my head. The problem

is that I don’t have a suitable hat, which can catch the money so that I can

then deposit it in a bank account. I go to my bank and ask for a loan to buy

the hat, and they demand a very high rate of interest, because I’m a bad credit.

(After all, I don’t have any money – yet.) So raising debt to buy a hat

is expensive. But raising equity to buy a hat is even more expensive: my friend

Fred will pay for the hat, but only in return for a percentage of all the money

that flows into it in perpetuity. I don’t want to pay off Fred for ever, I just

want to get that hat.

The answer to my problems is securitization. I go to my friend Tom, and he

buys the hat. He doesn’t give me the hat immediately – he keeps possession

of it. And whenever money pours in, he takes that money until he’s paid off

the price of the hat, plus interest. But his interest rate is much lower than

the bank’s interest rate, because he has a guaranteed income from the hat –

which is a much better credit than my sorry self. And when he’s been paid back

for the hat, I get the hat: it’s all mine, and neither Tom nor Fred owns any

of it.

That’s why securitization is a good thing: it’s a way of lowering borrowing

costs for companies with bad credit. Which has got to be a good thing.

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When Counterfeits Increase Brand Value

Lauren Goldstein Crowe reminisces

today about the early days of Kate Spade:

The brand launched in 1993 and was famous for simple nylon bags which might

be the most easily knocked-off design in handbag history. Thanks to legions

of fans in Japan, the brand was able to survive the knock-offs and now makes

much of its money in other categories, like home furnishings.

Just one question, here: has any brand ever been severely damaged by knock-offs?

The way Lauren writes, the Kate Spade knock-offs were bad things, a problem

which the company had to overcome. The other way of looking at it, of course,

is that the knock-offs were the best thing which ever happened to Kate Spade,

only served to enhance the value of the Kate Spade brand, and were instrumental

in allowing its founders to sell the company for $124 million.

One of the most faked brands in the world is D&G, and I’m told that they

are almost aggressively unhelpful when any law-enforcement agency asks for their

assistance in prosecuting counterfeiters. My guess is that they know full well

that the existence of counterfeits only serves to enhance the desirability –

and sales volumes – of the real thing.

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On the Importance of Grad Students

David Glenn at the Chronicle of Higher Education adds

an interesting twist to the news that Vernon Smith is leaving

GMU for Chapman University:

John H. Kagel, a prominent experimental economist at Ohio State University

who has never worked closely with Mr. Smith, said in an interview that he

was startled by the news. "I was just at some meetings with him in Rome,"

he said, "and there was no hint of this."

Mr. Kagel said that he believed it would be a challenge to maintain a research

program at a non-Ph.D.-granting institution. "The lifeblood of these

research groups is often the graduate students," he said, "and that’s

the piece that seems to be missing here."

Is it possible for experimental economists to do first-rate work without grad

students? I guess we’ll find out.

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Animal Metaphors Gone Wild

Bear markets and bull markets are so ingrained now as part of the basic financial

vocabulary that many people forget that they’re actually animal-based metaphors.

(Why do bears go down while bulls go up? I have no idea.) But there are other,

more colorful animal metaphors, too. A bad deal is a dog; a small rise after

a large fall is a dead cat bounce. Today, a friend emailed me to tell me that

a deal he’s been working on is "a fish on land," as in you’re never

quite sure whether it’s dead. And then there’s Bill Gross,

of course, who in his latest

newsletter comes up with this magnificent example of animal metaphors gone

wild:

That growing lack of confidence – more so than the defaults of two

Bear Stearns hedge funds and the threat of more to come – has frozen

future lending and backed up the market for high yield new issues such that

it resembles a constipated owl: absolutely nothing is moving.

So what happens when a roaring bull runs into a constipated owl? And since

when do bulls roar, anyway? And what on earth does "pigs get fed and hogs

get slaughtered" mean? Will MBAs soon be forced to take a course in zoology?

If you have any favorite market-based animal metaphors, do post them in the

comments.

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Why Sports Gambling Should Be Legalized

It’s always good to see Justin Wolfers get national exposure,

and he has a

great piece on the op-ed page of the NYT today, about the NBA betting scandal.

His insight is that it’s a lot easier and cost-free to cheat if you’re not affecting

the outcome of the game, and you’re only affecting something unimportant such

as whether or not a certain team beats the point spread. He writes:

We have seen similar scandals in other sports, including football, soccer

and cricket. The common thread in each case has been the existence of large-scale

betting on immaterial outcomes, like the point spread, or how many combined

points the two teams will score, or the winner of a meaningless “dead

rubber” in cricket, a game that takes place at the end of a best-of-five

series after one team has already won three games…

To the corrupt participants, point shaving feels like a victimless crime.

The same team, after all, still wins. And this ensures minimal scrutiny of

their actions.

Wolfers has a strong conclusion:

Legalizing wagering on which team wins or loses a particular game, while

banning all bets on immaterial outcomes like point spreads, would destroy

the market for illegal bookmakers and make sporting events less corruptible

by gamblers.

This makes perfect sense to me.

Wolfers also never comes out and says it, but given the fact that organized

crime is behind most illegal gambling, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn

that the point spread system has become so ubiquitous precisely because

it’s more susceptible to corruption. After all, my feeling is that from a demand-side

point of view, sports fans would rather bet on their team winning – the

important outcome – rather than betting on something unimportant like

a point spread.

(Related: Carl Bialik, in blog

and column

format.)

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To Get Good Research, Phone the Analyst, Don’t Read his Reports

Yet

another reason to treat published sell-side analysis with a monster pinch

of salt:

By offering analysts favours, ranging from recommending them for a job to

agreeing to speak to their clients, executives sharply reduced the chances

of a downgrade in the aftermath of poor results or a controversial deal…

Nearly four out of six Wall Street analysts admitted receiving favours from

company executives.

The frequency of favours increased in line with the shortfall between the

company’s earnings and market expectations – a crucial determinant of analysts’

stock ratings.

The favours were instrumental in securing better treatment from analysts.

Analysts who received two favours were 50 per cent less likely than colleagues

to downgrade the company after poor results, the academics say.

The most popular favour, mentioned by nearly a third of respondents, was putting

ananalyst in touch with an executive at a rival firm, followed by the offer

of career advice, and agreeing to meet with the analysts’ clients.

The academics in question are Michael Clement from the University

of Texas and James Westphal of University of Michigan. This

is a great idea for a research paper, and it looks like a very strong result.

(Although I haven’t read the paper yet.)

The more that news like this comes out, the more it makes sense that sell-side

firms are asking their analysts to cut back on published research, and spend

more time talking one-on-one with their most valuable clients. I suspect the

main reason sell-side analysts repay favors done for them by executives is that

they know those executives will read their research. The executives will not,

on the other, hand, find out what the analyst said on a private phone call with

a hedge fund manager. So in those cases, the analyst can be rather more candid.

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