Stocks From A to C

Apple is a company which makes products which look gorgeous,

and which people aspire to buying. Everybody loves the stock, which has been

going through the roof. Crocs, on the other hand, is a company

which makes products which look atrocious, and which has no aspirational attributes

whatsoever. Everybody

hates the stock, which has been going through the roof, and whose performance

indeed makes that of Apple look

decidedly mediocre.

So which of these overvalued but soaring stocks should you buy? Maybe this

Wallstrip video can help. Lindsay Campbell uses

an Apple laptop, to be sure. It’s sleek and it’s beautiful. She also hates the

shoes ("basically a hollowed-out nerf football for your feet"), and

hates the stock as well ("With more and more retailers making their own

knock-offs, you kind of have to wonder how long the magic can last"). But

when it comes to the Apple vs Crocs showdown, only one of those products can

make her fly.*

*Which one of those products made Lindsay Campbell fly is left as an exercise

for the reader. But let’s just note that since the video came out two months

ago, CROX has risen by 70%, more than double the rise in AAPL. Try doing that

in Final Cut Pro!

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