Burning Water

This story seems

to be doing the rounds, with the implication that a chap named John Kanzius

seems to have invented a perpetual-motion machine. Of course, he doesn’t quite

come out and say so, but here, see for yourself:

An Erie cancer researcher has found a way to burn salt water, a novel invention

that is being touted by one chemist as the "most remarkable" water

science discovery in a century.

John Kanzius happened upon the discovery accidentally when he tried to desalinate

seawater with a radio-frequency generator he developed to treat cancer. He

discovered that as long as the salt water was exposed to the radio frequencies,

it would burn.

The discovery has scientists excited by the prospect of using salt water,

the most abundant resource on earth, as a fuel.

Obviously, if salt water really could be used as a fuel, then you have a perpetual-motion

machine. You just burn the fuel, run a turbine, and generate (presumably) more

than enough electricity to power the little radio transmitter you need to make

it all happen.

Except, well, it ain’t gonna happen. For one thing, they’re not burning water,

they’re burning hydrogen. And they’re using salt water. How do you get hydrogen

out of salt water? Electrolysis.

And I’m pretty sure that some kind of electrolysis is what’s happening here.

The thing is, the energy output of electrolysis, from the burning of hydrogen,

is lower than the energy input of electrolysis. And I’m quite sure that the

same thing is going on here: the energy needed to run the radio is greater than

the energy one could generate from burning the hydrogen.

Anyway, if you really needed proof that this whole idea is going nowhere fast,

just read down a bit further:

Roy will meet this week with officials from the Department of Energy and

the Department of Defense to try to obtain research funding.

If research funding were coming from Silicon Valley, home of the Green Bubble,

I might just take this seriously. If no one in the private sector is interested,

and the researchers are trying to get Defense to pay for it instead, you know

nothing’s going to come of this.

(By the way, the idea of burning water reminded me of Greek

fire. No one knows exactly how the Greeks managed to make this awesome weapon

which only burned harder when it came in contact with water, but I’m pretty

sure that radio waves were not involved.)

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