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      <title>The Parallel Universe of Leadership Events</title>
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(Cross-posted from <a href="http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/market-movers/2008/09/25/the-parallel-universe-of-leadership-events?tid=true">Market Movers</a>)
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The <a href="http://us.hsmglobal.com/contenidos/uswbfhome.html">World Business Forum</a> is a two-day event; I only made the second afternoon. But even that was enough to almost make my head explode. I knew in theory that there's an almost insatiable appetite for motivational speakers and leadership tips from boldface names. But seeing the event in real life, at Radio City Music Hall, only served to bring home to me the reality of this whole parallel universe.
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Before each session, the lights would dim and the audience -- thousands of us -- would be subjected to a full-frontal audiovisual assault of extremely noisy ads for various conference sponsors, including Fox Business News. And just in case the message wasn't hammered home enough, Fox had placed promotional antimacassars on the backs of all the seats, advertising the fact that it broadcasts in HD. Which presumably is the kind of thing which gets conference attendees to watch it.
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Then the speakers  would come on: a parade of successful men in expensive suits walking purposefully around the stage while talking about vague concepts like Greatness or Leadership or Success. In a sense, I can see why that's necessary: the audience was so broad that anything more specific would risk being irrelevant to many. But no one ever seemed to credit the audience with any extrapolation skills: the speakers made sure always to do all the necessary extrapolation in advance. Rather than being able to map X's experience directly across to their own situation, attendees were instead only able to apply  the simple principles which X had generated for them from his own experience.
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Indeed, the whole thing felt very much like television: the same ultra-low signal-to-noise ratio, the same feel that everything was targeted to the lowest common denominator, the same need to intersperse the serious stuff (Mohammed Yunus and Tony Blair, yesterday afternoon) with a StrongManager™ who was great at peppering his slogans with jokes.
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Most depressing of all, the event had television's astonishing ability to take reasonably smart people and turn them into blabbering morons. Jeremy Siegel came on for a few minutes, to talk about the credit crunch; here's a verbatim sentence.
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We need to substitute illiquid mortgage-backed treasuries with high-quality US treasury bonds known as tier 1 capital to get the banks lending again: if we do that, we will get to a point where we can liquefy these deposits.
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This isn't <a href="http://www.wharton.upenn.edu/faculty/siegel.html">Jeremy Siegel</a>, Wharton professor; it's <a href="http://www.jeremysiegel.com/">Jeremy Siegel</a>, the "wizard of Wharton", and a man who is utterly unafraid to make a complete fool of himself so long as he gets paid lots of money for his appearance.
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Of course, he <em>didn't</em> make a complete fool of himself, because the audience wasn't really paying attention to what he was saying. The idea isn't to write down Siegel's wizardly words and then puzzle over them later, deciding that they make no sense at all: the idea is to get the impression of having been exposed to Very Important People -- people whose Importance presumably will rub off in some manner onto the members of the audience.
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For me, the whole experience was like being an atheist in church. The president of Cadillac came on stage, and talked about how "as leaders, our job is to unleash our teams' strength" -- and no one so much as giggled at how ridiculous it all was. One of the organizers of the conference, sitting down to interview Tony Blair, actually asked him: "What are the main three or four characteristics of a successful leader?"
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Blair played gamely along: I'm sure he was being paid an astonishing amount of money to do so. But in the pause before his answer, you could <em>feel</em> his frustration and brief twinge of self-loathing. There's only one correct answer to that question, and it's the one answer you're <em>never</em> allowed to give.
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      <title>David Foster Wallace is dead</title>
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and even the <a href="http://gawker.com/5049526/david-foster-wallace-dead-of-suicide-at-46#c7758400">Gawker commenters</a> are snark-free. A truly great loss, and a very sad day.
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The war in South Ossetia is a great example of the power of blogging. On Friday, which was pretty much the day it started, <a href="http://fistfulofeuros.net/afoe/europe-and-the-world/south-ossetia-alea-jacta-est/">Doug Muir</a> posted a generally anti-Georgian explanation of the whole thing, while <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/aug/08/georgia.nato">Svante Cornell</a> posted a generally pro-Georgian explanation of the whole thing. For anybody trying to understand what on earth is going on and wanting to put the war in a big-picture context, these two fast blog entries are as good or better as anything the MSM has managed to come up with over the weekend. The combination of the two of them gives anybody the talking points they need to bluff their way through dinner parties for the next few weeks, I'm sure.
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So are The Blogs beating the MSM in South Ossetia? No: the MSM is irreplaceable. The NYT isn't even close to being out on front in this war, but just check out the byline on its <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/11/world/europe/11georgia.html?hp">story</a> today:
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Andrew E. Kramer reported from Gori and Tbilisi, Georgia, and Anne Barnard from Moscow. Reporting was contributed by Michael Schwirtz from Gori; Ellen Barry from Moscow; Matt Siegel from Vladikavkaz, Russia; Steven Lee Myers from Beijing; and Katrin Bennhold from Paris.
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These are people who aren't doing anything <em>but</em> reporting: they're all dedicated to finding out the facts on the ground and communicating them as clearly and quickly as they can. For all that blogging is useful, such resources are invaluable.
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Incidentally, it's now been over a year and a half since I was fired by Roubini Global Economics. I wasn't there very long; while I was there, I got my blog a relatively small but pretty high-end and influential readership. Eventually I popped up at Portfolio.com, and I've been very happy there indeed.
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But when I left RGE and started talking to Portfolio, I was convinced that "name" blogs would nearly always outperform blogs like mine in terms of traffic and other econoblog rankings. People like Nouriel Roubini and Barry Ritholtz and Paul Krugman have <em>credentials</em>, and are much in demand as TV pundits. I, by contrast, am a lowly hack; I hate appearing on TV, and I've never taken an economics course or traded the stock market  or worked in a bank or anything like that.
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At a dinner party on Friday I was talking to a German blogger about the reasons why the blogosphere hasn't really taken off in Germany: he said it was basically that Germans have no interest in reading or paying any attention to people without credentials, while the people with credentials have no interest in blogging. Both are actually perfectly sensible attitudes to take, and it would be interesting to examine the mechanisms by which those obstacles were overcome in the US.
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In any case, I recently had occasion to revisit a couple of simple comparisons that I remembered from my RGE days. First there was a googlefight between myself and Nouriel Roubini: he used to utterly trounce me, but now <a href="http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&amp;word1=felix+salmon&amp;word2=nouriel+roubini">I edge him</a>. (It's useful that both of us have names which aren't shared by anybody else who's got much of an online presence.) Then there's the technorati rankings: <a href="http://www.technorati.com/blogs/www.portfolio.com%2Fviews%2Fblogs%2Fmarket-movers?reactions">I</a> have an authority of 695 and a rank of 4,312 with 5,033 blog reactions, while <a href="http://www.technorati.com/blogs/www.rgemonitor.com%2Fblog%2Froubini%2F?reactions">Nouriel</a> has an authority of 588 and a rank of 5,500 with 2,113 blog reactions.
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Now I hasten to add that I couldn't have done this on my own. Being part of an MSM website was very important for three reasons: firstly, it gave me a bit of that valuable credibility: people at places like the WSJ, it turns out, are much more comfortable linking to other MSM blogs than they are to small DIY sites like felixsalmon.com. Second, Conde Nast has put a lot of time and effort into building Portfolio.com's traffic, and a bunch of that must have helped me, along the way. And most importantly of all, Conde was paying me the whole while, which allowed me to put all my efforts into the blog without having to go off and earn real money elsewhere.
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Still, I feel that I've achieved something which, honestly, a year ago I would have thought impossible -- especially given that Nouriel's doomsaying has all pretty much come true over the course of that year, making  him much less wacky and much more respectable and mainstream. Over at Aaron Schiff's <a href="http://www.26econ.com/economics-blog-directory-ranking/">economics blogs ranking</a>, I'm now in 13th place, above even Brad DeLong, which is crazy. (I think that's because Brad has a lot of different URLs, which makes it hard for Technorati to track and aggregate him properly.) Nouriel is #24, which is too low, I'm not sure what's going on there. Historically, I've compared myself to other MSM blogs: MarketBeat, Alphaville, Free Exchange. Now, I feel like I'm up there with the likes of DeLong and Thoma and VoxEU. And that feels great.
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I had a little holiday last month, and discovered what might well be <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2005/mar/13/foodanddrink.shopping2">the greatest food city in the world</a>: San Sebastian. Just, wow. The<em> jamon iberico</em> on the beach was, far and away, the greatest ham I've ever eaten -- and it cost almost nothing compared to what you'd pay for it in Berlin. (In the US, it's almost impossible to find at any price.) But in terms of sheer gastronomic heaven, I have only one word to say to you: <a href="http://www.restaurantegandarias.com/">Gandarias</a>.  Go there for breakfast, go there for lunch, go there for dinner, and then come back the next day and do it all over again. You will be blown away.
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Gandarias is, first and foremost, a pintxo bar -- that's what they call tapas in Basque country -- with the best little appetizers you'll ever have: the freshest, most delicious local ingredients placed lovingly on a small slice of baguette, €1.50 apiece. (€2.25 for the cooked-to-order foie gras, which I <em>highly</em> recommend.) Ask for a <em>copa</em> of white wine, and you'll get a high-end wine glass containing wine just as fresh and delicious as the food -- for just €0.95. The place is permanently, and justly, packed, and the atmosphere of crowded and infectious food-lovers is heady.
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<img src="http://www.felixsalmon.com/Felix%20in%20SS.jpg" height="207" width="155" border="1" align="left" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Felix In Ss" />At the back is a small sit-down restaurant with menus, where you can -- and should -- really go crazy. The food is very reasonably priced for its stratospheric quality, and each dish is better than the last. San Sebastian is famous, of course, for its seafood -- make sure you eat hake cheeks there, they're a revelation -- but on our last night we decided that we should try the steak, too. It's typical of Gandarias, which is all about the food as opposed to the cooking, that all you do is order the steak. You have no choice of preparations -- it comes one way only, simply served with nothing but sea salt. And like it or not, it's going to come very, very rare. I loved it: I think it's the best steak I've ever had outside Argentina.
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Gandarias is the kind of restaurant I love more than any other: simple, unpretentious, friendly, and extremely high quality. It also has a magnificent wine list, and a clever wine-vending system using inert gases which means that they have an astonishing range of magnificent Spanish wines by the glass -- not that their house wine isn't magnificent itself. 
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For visitors, Gandarias -- and the many, many pintxo bars like it, it's far from unique in San Sebastian -- is the way to go. Yes, there are higher-end places too: San Sebastian has more Michelin stars per capita than anywhere else on the planet. But given the quality of the "low" end, there's no need to go high end to eat fabulously well.
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On the other hand, if you find yourself  on the other side of the border, in Biarritz, I can definitely recommend Sissinou. It reminded me very much of Annisa, in New York: clean, simple, punchy, idiosyncratic, and utterly delicious. This is <em>cuisine</em>, rather than food, done extremely well -- and not cheap.
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You'll want somewhere to stay, too, and that's when you head up into the hills outside Biarritz and visit <a href="http://www.hegia.com/">Hegia</a> -- which is talked about in <a href="http://www.francetoday.com/features/basque_countrys_new_wave.php">this article</a> along with Sissinou. We didn't go ourselves, but we have it on good authority that the food is outstanding, cooked in an open kitchen by the chef-owner, who will also put you up for the night in his old yet minimalist farmhouse. For what you get (deluxe accommodations, a multi-course dinner, and a fabulous breakfast in the morning), the price (I think it's €650 for two, or €750 with lunch) is not exorbitant, although it was out of our budget.
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As for me, I just want to get back to San Sebastian, somehow. It's a beautiful town, with great beaches, friendly people, and the best conceivable food. What's not to love?
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Matty's cell rang.
<br />"Excuse me," half turning away.
<br />"Got a pen?" It was his ex.
<br />"Yup." Making no move to find one.
<br />"Adirondack Trailways 4432, arriving Port Authority, four-fifteen tomorrow."
<br />"A.m. or p.m.?"
<br />"Guess."
<br />"All right, whatever," glancing at Billy. Then, "Hey, Lindsay, wait." Matty lowered his voice, his head. "What's he like to eat?"
<br />"To <em>eat</em>? Whatever. He's a kid, not a tropical fish."
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One of the great things about Richard Price's novels, as opposed to his screenwriting for <em>The Wire</em>, is that you can read the dialogue slowly, savor it, if you're so inclined.
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I might read <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Lush-Life-Novel-Richard-Price/dp/0374299250/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1216359452&amp;sr=8-1">this one</a> again, to do just that. But the first time through, I was too overwhelmed. Not by the strength of the plot, which, a bit like <em>The Wire</em>, is barely enough to fill the vast amount of space available. And not by the three-dimensionality of the characters, either: they're all maybe a little too glib, Matty and Yolanda in the novel being rather too close to McNulty and Kima in the TV series; Keith McNally and Schiller's being a bit too obvious a center for the novel if you're going to be writing about the yuppifying Lower East Side.
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No, for me it was the wealth of Lower East Side detail, everything specified down to the street corner: the number of blocks it takes to get from Broome and Pitt to Eldridge and Stanton, that kind of thing. When you're a New Yorker, and someone specifies an intersection, you can't help but bring up a mental image of that corner in your mind. And when you've lived on the Lower East Side for the best part of a decade, and you've seen all these corners hundreds of times, and the novel is set deep into the real-world geography to the point at which even I had difficulty at times distinguishing the fictional from the real, that alone can be enough to distract somewhat from the artistry of the prose.
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In any case, go and read this book: if you <em>don't</em> know the LES quite as intimately as I do, it might be even better. On the other hand, if you do, and especially if you're any kind of a fan of <em>The Wire</em>, then it's simply a must-read. 
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You wait years for a great literary detective novel to come along, and then two arrive at once: this one, and <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Yiddish-Policemens-Union-Novel-P-S/dp/0007149832/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1216359624&amp;sr=1-1">The Yiddish Policemen's Union</a></em>. I've read them both in the past couple of months, and there are some uncanny similarities between them. I'm not going to play favorites, but if you like your fiction noirish and realistic and dirty, go for <em>Lush Life</em>. If you like it a little more magical, read the Chabon. And if you like it both ways, read them both.
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Lots of problems with the felixsalmon.com RSS feeds right now. To be sure of getting all of my Market Movers posts, Portfolio's RSS feed for them is <a href="http://feeds.portfolio.com/portfolio/marketmovers?format=xml">http://feeds.portfolio.com/portfolio/marketmovers?format=xml</a>. It doesn't include any felixsalmon.com content, but given the frequency of posting here of late, that won't make a lot of difference.
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I wish I'd known this years ago...
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<li> Point your brower to <a href="about:config">about:config</a>.</li>
<li>Where it says "Filter" at the top, type in "resize". Or just scroll down to "dom.disable_window_move_resize".</li>
<li>It probably says "false". Right-click on it, and select "toggle". Now it says "true".</li>
<li>You're done!</li>
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This is for OS X, but I'm pretty sure it's almost identical in Windows and Linux. No more seeing your carefully-constructed desktop hijacked by evil websites insisting that you view their content in a full screen! Yay!
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I've started writing a monthly column on art collecting for <em>Poder</em>, a magazine in Miami. Here are the first four. I love the art direction on them, it makes a refreshing change from the blog format.
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<em><a href="http://www.poder360.com/article_detail.php?id_article=138">The Lion's Share</a></em>:
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<a href="http://www.felixsalmon.com/Wealth_FEBMAR08.pdf" onclick="window.open('http://www.felixsalmon.com/Wealth_FEBMAR08.pdf','popup','width=1152,height=779,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false"><img src="http://www.felixsalmon.com/Wealth_FEBMAR08-tm.jpg" height="317" width="470" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Wealth Febmar08" /></a>
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<em><a href="http://www.poder360.com/article_detail.php?id_article=208">A Man with a Plan</a></em>:
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<a href="http://www.felixsalmon.com/WealthColumn_APR08.pdf" onclick="window.open('http://www.felixsalmon.com/WealthColumn_APR08.pdf','popup','width=1152,height=779,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false"><img src="http://www.felixsalmon.com/WealthColumn_APR08-tm.jpg" height="317" width="470" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Wealthcolumn Apr08" /></a>
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<em><a href="http://www.poder360.com/article_detail.php?id_article=314">Can You See What he Said?</a></em>
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<a href="http://www.felixsalmon.com/WEALTH%20COLUMN.pdf" onclick="window.open('http://www.felixsalmon.com/WEALTH%20COLUMN.pdf','popup','width=1152,height=779,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false"><img src="http://www.felixsalmon.com/WEALTH%20COLUMN-tm.jpg" height="317" width="470" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Wealth Column" /></a>
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<em>When a Balloon Looks Like a Bubble</em>:
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A curious postscript to the <a href="http://www.felixsalmon.com/000882.html">post</a> below: both the NYT and Slate have slide shows about the Murakami show. Both of them talk about <em>727-727</em>, and attempt to illustrate it, on <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/04/03/arts/0404-MURA_10.html">slide 10 of the NYT slideshow</a>, and <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2189099/slideshow/2189062/fs/0//entry/2189069/">slide 8 of the Slate sideshow</a>. And both of them use an illustration of a different painting, <em>727</em>, rather than <em>727-727</em>. Both paintings are on show in Brooklyn right now, but they are definitely distinct: <em>727-727</em> is more expressive and painterly. It's not that hard to tell them apart, you'd think that a professional art critic could manage it. (See <a href="http://www.sankei.co.jp/enak/2006/aug/kiji/09murakami.html">here</a>, or below, for what <em>727-727</em> really looks like.)
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Incidentally, I emailed the NYT on April 6 to inform them of their mistake, on their inform-us-of-errors email address of nytnews@nytimes.com. I got a form reply saying "your e-mail will reach the appropriate editor promptly," but so far there's been no correction. I'm trying the same thing with corrections@slate.com, we'll see if the response is different. Who knows, maybe this blog entry will prompt a correction. Probably not.
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I went to the Takashi Murakami <a href="http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/exhibitions/murakami/">show</a> at the Brooklyn Museum last night, it's well worth seeing. For me, the highlight is the painting above, <em>727-727</em>, which unfortunately just doesn't work very well in reproduction. In real life, it's enormous – each of the three panels is 3 meters high (that's 9'10", for Americans). 
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Now Murakami has been painting (or getting his assistants to paint) very large paintings for a very long time, and many of his installations are significantly bigger than this: the scale of this piece is nothing new. But often the size of Murakami's pieces works only to overwhelm, to bludgeon the viewer with sensory overload. In this case, Murakami creates a complex and stunningly beautiful ground of worked and reworked paint: he mounts his canvas on board, puts on a layer of acrylic paint, sands it down until there's almost nothing left, puts on another layer, sands that down, and so on and so forth until the end result ends up looking like a cross between a Gerhard Richter squeegee work and an Andy Warhol oxidation painting.
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The result isn't incoherent from afar, as some Murakami paintings can be; instead, it's one of those paintings which works perfectly at any distance from far across the room all the way up to right against the astonishing surface of the canvas. 
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The content of the painting could easily fill a very large catalogue essay, from the DOB mascot to the flattened and stylized wave forms and the carefully-applied drips at the right-hand edge: intellectually, this is a very complex work. But it also marks the point at which Murakami starts becoming a bit less conceptualist and more of a pure painter: the colors are gorgeous, the formal structure is extremely strong, and there's a pitch-perfect interplay between the flattened areas of abstract color and the more representational elements. In short, I feel comfortable calling this a 21st Century masterpiece, maybe the first I've seen. And frankly I'm a little annoyed it's wound up in the collection of Stevie Cohen; I hope and trust he'll be lending it out a lot, since it really deserves to be on more or less permanent public view.
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On one's <a href="http://www.felixsalmon.com/000472.html">first trip to Marfa</a>, the tour of Chinati is revelatory enough that you don't get too annoyed by the restrictions. On one's second trip to Marfa, the fact that you're shepherded out of Judd's masterpiece so that you can spend 15 minutes bored by Ilya Kabakov borders on the criminal.
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Also, the steaks at the <a href="http://www.gagehotel.com/">Gage Hotel</a> are very good – but they're corn-fed beef from Wisconsin or thereabouts. What happens to the West Texas cattle? Where can I get me some of those steaks?
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<a href="http://disdressed.blogspot.com/2008/02/medical-case-study-big-blue-ted.html">Liesl Gibson: Best doctor ever!</a>
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<a href="http://www.felixsalmon.com/000578.html">Last year</a>, I extolled the virtues of listening to new-music pieces more than once. Yesterday, I went to <a href="http://www.carnegiehall.org/article/box_office/events/evt_8119.html?selecteddate=02162008">Carnegie Hall</a> to hear the new <em>Doctor Atomic Symphony</em> by John Adams, and it was wonderful; but it was also very dense and complex, and I'd love to be able to listen to listen to it again. The problem is that it's unlikely to be either performed in NYC or recorded any time soon. Which is why I think that last night's concert constituted a large missed opportunity on the part of David Robertson and the Saint Louis Symphony Orchestra.
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Am I saying that he should have performed the entire symphony <em>twice</em>? Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. The symphony, you see, was "put on liposuction" (John Adams's words) since it was <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/proms/2007/whatson/2108.shtml#prom50">first performed</a> at the Proms in August. Back then it was over 40 minutes; now it's less than 25 minutes. And as a result, David Robertson had to "scramble" (his words) to rejigger the program, which originally had the symphony taking up the entire second half. Since 24 minutes is a very short second half by anyone's standards, he inserted an 18-minute Sibelius piece after the interval and before the symphony.
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Now I've got nothing against Sibelius, but the audience certainly wasn't coming to listen to Sibelius (they bought their tickets before the Finn was added to the menu), and most of them were very much coming to listen to Adams.
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Given that the Adams symphony is now so trim, why not play it twice? Here's what I wrote last year, after listening to Michael Gordon's <em>Decasia</em> three times in a row:
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Let me recommend repeat visits to any great musical experience, whether it be a contemporary symphony or a magnificently-performed opera. Too often, I think, people have the opportunity to go back and relive a wonderful performance, and don't. Many symphonies and pretty much all operas are performed more than once: take advantage of that, if you can! I remember once going to a London Symphony Orchestra concert at the Barbican in London, where Kent Nagano started off the program with a short piece by, as I recall, Olivier Messiaen. After playing it, he announced to the audience that new and unfamiliar music really needed to be heard more than once – so he played the whole thing a second time. I wonder if that kind of thing ever happens in New York.
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Robertson himself talked admiringly of the way in which composers like Sibelius and Adams do radically new things when composing their music – even as he  himself originally stuck to the standard appetizer-concerto-symphony structure which concertgoers are getting increasingly bored by. Given the necessity of shaking that up a little, he chose the safest route possible, rather than doing something much more interesting and imaginative. 
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Indeed, during the pre-concert talk, Robertson said that his choice was between scheduling a new piece and "playing a <em>really</em> long encore". He speaks fluent French, he knows exactly what "encore" means. So maybe that's what he should have done: played the Adams symphony, taken his bow, and then asked the audience if they wanted to hear it again. The ones who didn't could just have left; the vast majority would have very, very happily stayed for the repeat.
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After flicking through the wine list at Cafe Gray on Friday night, I've come up with what I'm calling the Restaurant Pretentiousness Ratio, or RPR. The formula is simple:
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RPR=W/E
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W is what you might call the quarter-median wine price: take the red wines only (to make things a bit more manageable) and find the price of the wine such that 25% of the wines on the list are cheaper, and 75% of the wines on the list are more expensive.
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E is simply the average price of a main course.
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At the Mermaid Inn, in the East Village, the average entree is $21; its red wines range from $28 to $74, with the quarter-median wine costing $34. (Three wines are cheaper; nine wines are more expensive.) So the RPR is 1.6.
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At Cafe Gray, the average entree is $37. The wine list on the website doesn't have prices, but I can tell you that the red wines range from $60 to $5,100, and my gut feeling is that the quarter-median price is somewhere around $175. In which case the RPR would be 4.7.
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If you point me to restaurant wine lists online,. It should be interesting to see where the typical restaurant lies.
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<strong><em>Update</em></strong>: <a href="http://eater.com/archives/2008/02/crunching_the_n.php">Thanks, Eater!</a> Here's some more datapoints:
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Landmarc: Quarter-Median Wine Price: $42/ Average Entree Price $25 = 1.68 ratio
<br />Balthazar: Quarter-Median Wine Price: $55/ Average Entree Price: $24 = 2.29 ratio
<br />Frankies Spuntino: Quarter-Median Wine Price: $30/ Average Entree Price: $15 = 2.0 ratio
<br />Fiamma: Quarter-Median Wine Price: $110/ Average Entree Price: $35 (estimate) = 3.14 ratio
<br />Le Cirque: Quarter-Median Wine Price: $204 / Average Entree Price $49 = 4.16 ratio
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I am so losing <a href="http://www.felixsalmon.com/000874.html">my bet</a>. Thanks to Tom Cruise, Gawker is going to easily set a new record for pageviews this month. Remember that the old record was 11.5 million pageviews in the month of October; Gawker got 5.3 million pageviews in <em>4 days</em> between January 15 and January 18.
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The <a href="http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress">page</a> with the Tom Cruise video has received over 1.8 million pageviews so far, and there's another 400,000 or so over at <a href="http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientologists-dont-want-you-to-see">Defamer</a>, too. Nick knew that he had something unique and special on his hands, and he's been taking full advantage of it, buying ads on other websites and driving a huge amount of traffic to the <a href="http://gawker.com/tag/tom-cruise/">generic Tom Cruise page</a> on Gawker. That's smart: Nick wants readers of Gawker much more than he wants people who come for one video and then leave, never to return. And he seems to be getting those readers, judging by the ratio of total pageviews to video views over the past week.
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Does this have anything to do with "Manhattan media news and gossip", as the title of Gawker's <a href="http://gawker.com/">home page</a> would have it? Well, no. But than again, as Nick will readily admit, Gawker's pageviews have <em>always</em> been goosed by Hollywood celebrity gossip, even all the way back in the Age of Spiers. He's not fussy: he'll take those pageviews where he can get them. There's nothing new or underhanded about this method of getting traffic, and Nick has won the bet (which he never actually took) fair and square.
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Indeed, Nick, in hosting this video and keeping it up in the face of <a href="http://gawker.com/5002319/church-of-scientology-claims-copyright-infringement">nastygrams</a> from the Scientologists, has shown himself to have <a href="http://buzzfeed.com/buzz/Nick_Dentons_Balls">bigger </a><em><a href="http://buzzfeed.com/buzz/Nick_Dentons_Balls">cojones</a></em> than his <a href="http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/market-movers/2007/10/17/the-ft-is-spineless-and-craven">former employers</a> at the FT.
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I'm also glad that Gakwer Media has scaled enough, over the years, that Nick is capable of pulling this off. Back in the day, this quantity of traffic – especially video traffic – would have brought Gawker's servers crashing down. And <a href="http://gawker.com/news/peter-p%27-mastrostefano/puma-cease+and+desist-letter-11584.php">Nick</a> and <a href="http://www.felixsalmon.com/000152.php">I</a> actually received the same C&#38;D back in March 2003, from Puma – back then, he didn't have an in-house lawyer to reply to such things, and the great Khoi Vinh even offered money to help defend the lawsuit – which, of course, never materialized.
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Today, Nick is a fully-fledged new-media mogul, and he has a monopoly on this video, since YouTube won't host it, and Nick won't allow it to be embedded on other websites. He's managed to alight on one of the very, very few instances of internet content which can't easily be copied and posted elsewhere, and he's taken full advantage of that. I also give him full credit for obtaining the video and working out how to post it on his own web page: this is not elementary stuff.
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We'll see in February how much of this Tom Cruise spike translates into lasting traffic for Gawker; I suspect it might actually be quite high. Certainly there's some real buzz surrounding the brand now, and it's not of the <a href="http://gawker.com/340901/descriptions-of-goatse-2-girls-1-cup-and-other-gross+outs-that-hopefully-youll-never-watch">pornographically scatological</a> variety, either. If Jezebel is the new Gawker, appealing to the creative underclass, then maybe Gawker is the new Defamer, appealing to a slightly more sophisticated breed of celebrity-gossip consumer.
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Back in December 2002, Nick <a href="http://www.nickdenton.org/archives/001731.html">wrote this</a>:
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Gawker is an online magazine for Manhattan launching in January 2003. It's target audience is the city's media and financial elite. Think of it as the New York Observer, crossed with Jim Romenesko's MediaNews. The publication will be supported by advertising, primarily from real estate brokers and luxury goods retailers. It adopts the weblog format, and relies on links to external content. 
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Of course, it didn't quite work out that way. But one of the reasons that Nick has become so successful is that he isn't wedded to ideas which don't work out. There are those of us who would very much like to be able to read a Gawker as it was originally envisaged. But one can hardly blame Nick for following the money.
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